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So you're 20 something years old and you still have dreams about being a ninja and fighting robots. Great. Leave all that serious thinking to the guys wearing the suits. Celebrate your immaturity with style. Rock out with Zeph Zero!
C'mon. Like you never dreamed of tearing up your shirt, putting your foot through a monitor and making cubicle walls collapse like playing cards? Me neither. What was I talking about? Must be the full moon. Or that wolf bite.
Office Were-Wolf
13 colors | $26.00
What kinda samurai has no master? Either one that's a bad swordsman or one that is so bad that he killed his master himself!
Ronin
18 colors | $26.00
Lions and tigers are large, clumsy animals that are not to be feared. But heaven help you if you happen to pair one up with a hottie wearing thigh-high socks. That feline will be ready for war!
Battle Cat
9 colors | $23.00
All you gotta do is put a mic to your mouth and scream. Now you're a millionaire and there's a gajillion people out there that either want to be you or get with you. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Must be horrible.
Rock Star
6 colors | $23.00
Most ninjas wear black. That's because most ninjas have poor skills. IWhen you have real talent you don't need to dress like a shadow to be stealthy. If you're good, I mean real good, you could rock out in yellow.
Cocky Ninja
13 colors | $26.00
Mermaids love music. Perhaps more than they love the ocean. That's probably why they're always singing songs that lure lonely sailors to the doom. Maybe if they had headphones they would cut that nonsense out.
Headphone Mermaids
12 colors | $21.00
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