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Murphy's Poker Laws
Murphy's Poker Laws rule in the world of poker. Corollary's of this famous law that have special and sometimes obscure meanings in poker. Collect em all, wear a different one to each game.
Murphy's Original Poker Law states that: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, at the worst possible time. Just play poker once, and you'll believe in the original law.
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Murphy's Poker Law #1
Murphy's Poker Law #2 states: Anything good in Life is either Illegal, Immoral or Fattening. Poker has been and still is Illegal in many parts of the U.S., Poker Is considered Immoral by many people, and feeding on fast food and soft drinks while playing
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Murphy's Poker Law #2
Murphy's Poker Law #3 states: It's Morally wrong to allow Suckers to keep their Money. When ever you sit down at a poker table you can plan to win or to lose, I never met anyone who sat down planning to lose, that would make all but the winner a sucker.
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Murphy's Poker Law #3
Murphy's Poker Law #5 states: The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. And any dedicated poker player can tell you how it feels to get run over by that train!
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Murphy's Poker Law #4
Murphy's Poker Law #5 states: Losing is not Hereditary. But, there are times that many players and their families would dispute that.
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Murphy's Poker Law #5
Murphy's Poker Law #5 states: Never play poker with anyone Crazier than yourself!
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Murphy's Poker Law #6
Murphy's Poker Law #7 states: Beauty is only skin deep, Ugly goes to the bone. I've played with a few players like that!
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Murphy's Poker Law #7
Murphy's Poker Law #8 states: Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn. You'll get stuck in the end
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Murphy's Poker Law #8
Murphy's Poker Law #9 states: A Smith & Wesson beats four Aces. with out a doubt its time to fold
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Murphy's Poker Law #9
Murphy's Poker Law #10 states: If everything seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on. Everyone has had one of those days!
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Murphy's Poker Law #10
Murphy's Poker Law #11 states: Never argue with a fool, People might not know the difference. Once an impression is made, it can be hard to change.
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Murphy's Poker Law #11
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