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Sex, Drugs & Alcohol
Sexual attitude sayings, naughty, rude and sometimes offensive. Sayings with weird drug and alcohol humor. Dare you advertise your sick sense of humor with these unique designs?
Are you in need of attention from the other sex? Wear this cool text-only design and be sure to get noticed at any party! "I´d like a rub and a tug, please!" Be the talking point of the night!
Rub & Tug
"I´d like a rub and a tug, please!" Be the talking point of any college party with this cool text only design!
"I´d rather be topless!" Fancy text-only design for the ladies (although of course men can wear it, too). Put peoples mind to your best assets, and be the point of attraction at the next party!
Topless
"I´d rather be topless!" Fancy text-only design for the ladies
A pair of handcuffs, with the fancy text "Don´t worry - it will only seem kinky the first time!" A weird humor design for the daring man or woman! Get talked about!
Kinky Sex
"Don´t worry - it will only seem kinky the first time!" A weird humor design for the daring man or woman!
Are your breasts your best asset? Then let people know that you are proud of them:"They´re real - and they´re spectacular!" Cool text-only design for ladies that want to be in the center of attention.
Real Boobs
"They´re real - and they´re spectacular!" Sexy attitude design for the proud woman!
"Naughty Boy! Go to my Room!" This cool design showing an outline drawing of a well built woman in bikini bottoms will surely draw everybody´s attention at the next college party!
Naughty Boy
"Naughty Boy! Go to my Room!" Outline drawing of a well built woman in bikini bottoms - the talking point of the next party for sure!
Fancy text-only design:"My name is Heimlich - wanna see my maneuver?" A funny saying for pwople with a weird sense of humor - the doubke meaning is intended!
Heimlich Maneuver
Fancy text-only design:"My name is Heimlich - wanna see my maneuver?"
If you aren´t one of those girls that has vowed to stay a virgin, this grunge look text-only design is perfect. Also of course if you are a guy that doesn´t believe in a girl holding on to virginity! Chaste makes Waste!
Chaste Waste
Anti-Virgin design for party-goers: Chaste makes Waste!
"Talk is cheap - and so am I!" Text only design for people with a weird sense of humor and high self esteem. I takes attitude to seemingly put yourself down!
Cheap Talk
"Talk is cheap - and so am I!" Text only design for people with a weird sense of humor
Good girls go to heaven - Bad girls go down! Funny saying in fancy text, with a sexy anime doll sitting on top of the words. If you like double-meanings this is perfect for you! Get talked about at the next party!
Bad Bad Girls
Good girls go to heaven - Bad girls go down! Weird humor saying with a double meaning
If you think it´s going to be of those drunken nights, wear the plea for help on your chest if you think you won´t be able to talk anymore ... There´s even a "Thank you" on the back for the kind person!
Roll Me Over
"If you see me lying on the floor, please roll me over so I don´t choke in my own vomit" on the back: "Thank you"
Silly saying for people with a weird sense of humor. "I tried sniffing coke once - but the icecubes got stuck up my nose" If you are a person that likes making fun of everything, this design is for you!
Sniffing
"I tried sniffing coke once - but the icecubes got stuck up my nose" If you are a person that likes making fun of everything, this design is for you!
Has the good living caught up with you, or too much beer left you with a paunch? Then wear this shirt, and people will look at you in awe: What you see is not a beerbelly, it´s a fuel tank for the sexmachine!
Beerbelly
Wear this shirt, and people will look at you in awe: What you see is not a beerbelly, it´s a fuel tank for the sexmachine!
"Reality is a crutch for people who can´t handle drugs" A silly saying for people that see a joke in any situation. This text only design might offend some people, but it will certainly draw their attention.
Drugged Reality
"Reality is a crutch for people who can´t handle drugs" A silly saying for people that see a joke in any situation.
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