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Welcome to the Tease Tshirts Webstore. If you want more information on any design, take a look at the blog www.teasetshirts.com/blog.html. Remember, for less than the cost of a crap dating site, these will get a great guy 24/7 AND keep you covered!

All profits from this Tease tshirt will be donated to charity. Find out more on our blog - www.teasetshirts.com/blog.html. Prices in US dollars.

Blue Footed Boobies

A flirty and fun way to support a worthy cause

Those Aren't Moons!

Conspicuously placed pictures of DeathStars...

This classic movie quote is universally loved by all men and if the cute guy across the bar see’s you wearing it he might be tempted to drop that girl he’s with and buy you one of those fancy top shelf cocktails. Prices in US dollars.

Tell That Bitch To Be Cool

A classic line delivered by Samuel L Jackson in the movie Pulp Fiction

Trust us on this one, the guys who you want know what this Tease Tee is all about.
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How Are You Gentlemen?

More than all his base will belong to you when you step out strutting this Internet favourite.

If those hot office types in the fancy suits think that you somehow relate to their fantasy of smashing a printer to the sound of gangsta rap music you’ll be sure to impress! www.teasetshirts.com/blog.html. Prices in US dollars.

PC Load Letter?

The movie Office Space is the quintessential white collar film of the last decade.

Most men will instinctively shout “Hadouken!” when they see this design. www.teasetshirts.com/blog.html. Prices in US dollars.

I Push Your Buttons

There isn’t a guy aged between 18-35 who doesn’t know the Street Fighter arcade game.

Honesty, integrity, physical fitness and a dental plan makes a spunky young cop the ultimate investment for any girl. Get yours today! Prices in US dollars.

Come Quietly

You know what’s hot? Guys in uniform. Especially policemen.

In the ultimate guy movie ‘Snatch’, “Bullet-tooth Tony” faces a conundrum in the dog (Daisy) that has swallowed an eighty six carat diamondand all he has is a knife and a large gun to get it back. Prices in US dollars

Open The Dog

Diamonds and cute puppies. Could there be a better combination?

Pork chops might not do your figure any good but all the passive income that hot Internet businessmen make will go a long way towards the best health clubs, gym memberships and cosmetics - If you can land them...

Porkchop Sandwiches!!!

It’s not easy to explain but this cult Internet meme is bound to appeal to the young, tech millionaire.

This original episode (The trouble with Tribbles) aired a long time ago but any man worth his salt in the Trek universe will remember Tribbles and be yours instantly!

Tribble Fan Club

Prepare to drive the Star Trek nerds... Eeer, hotties; crazy!

Alas, as a woman you’re going to have to make some sacrifices in life. One of these is putting up with his silly fixation on motorcars. In the movie “The Fast and the Furious” sexy Vin Diesel remarks that he “lives his life 10 seconds at a time”

10 Seconds

Want a sexy looking guy with a flash car to take you out in?