Humor, Sarcasm, Chocolate, Coffee
Funny, clever, humorous merchandise. For many more product choices, please visit our
CafePress and
Zazzle shops.

On the first day, God made coffee...
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If you're a coffee lover, or know someone who is, our line of "On the first day, God made coffee...and the rest was easy" merchandise is perfect for you.
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Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt!
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For die-hard coffee lovers in need of their cup of coffee, things can get a little hairy! This humorous, pro-coffee item says it well: Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt!
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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands
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Calling all chocoholics! Is this your idea of a balanced diet: Chocolate in both hands? If so, you're a true chocolate lover! Let people know what your idea of a balanced diet is!
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I found Jesus!
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Okay, okay, we're not knocking religion with this...we're just having a little fun: I found Jesus! (He was hiding behind the sofa the whole time.)
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Opinions are like assholes...
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Isn't this the truth?! "Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one, but nobody wants to see the other guy's." If you're looking for a smart ass design...this may be just the thing!
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I'm not bald...
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Just because you're bald--or a loved one is--doesn't mean you're dead downstairs! Let folks know that you're not bald, you're a solar-panelled sex machine.
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