Silly Sayings & Graphics
Silly sayings, witty quotes funny jokes - all complimented by our original graphics !

So Cool!
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I´m so cool, icecubes are jealous! If you think you are the coolest person around, wear this cool icecubes design!
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Coffee
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Coffee isn´t a drug - it´s a vitamin !
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Stressed
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All stressed out and no-one to choke !
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Opinion
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I will defend to your death your right to my opinion
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Miracles
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I don´t believe in miracles - I rely on them !
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Fruit & Nuts
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Avoid fruit and nuts - because you are what you eat!
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Cannibals
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Cannibals don´t eat clowns - because they taste funny !
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Doing Nothing
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The problem with doing nothing: You never know when you´re finished !
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Ageless
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I´m not 40 something - I´m 39.95 plus shipping and handling
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Elephants
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Don´t be sad - Elephants can´t fly either !
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Real Friends
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A friend is somebody who likes you - even though he knows you!
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Star
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I´m a Star! OK - a burnt out little red dwarf
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Vegetables
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I did not climb to the top of the food-chain to eat vegetables!
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Stupid
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Don´t play stupid with me - I´m better at it!
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Caffeine
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Give me Coffee - and no-one gets hurt!
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Wild Thing
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Sexy anime girl in a latex bodysuit lounging on the words "Wild Thing"
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