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 Sassy
Did you're dad or brother ever tell you to pull his finger? The perfect gift for Father's Day, a birthday, or just any day. It will get a good laugh.
The Fart Shirt
When someone tells you to pull their finger, don't say we didn't warn you!
A fun tee that let's everyone know you steal boyfriends. If he's taken, he's yours. Watch out girls!
I Steal Boyfriends
Be a sassy girl and let everyone know the REAL you. You want him if he's taken and you'll get him.
"The best way to behave is to misbehave." ~Mae West This shirt is for a tween, teen, or adult. This shirt is for YOU!
Former "Good Girl"
Good girls stay home, bad girls are never alone.
This shirt is for the sassy guys and gals who have texting fingers, love to text message and IM and love to just say whatever!
Whatever
Whatever. Just leave me alone. Whatever! I heard what you said, but WHATEVER!
Another tee for the man in your life. Father's Day, Birthdays, or anyday.
Skidmarks
Do you leave skidmarks behind?
Oh, you're sassy and you love to talk dirty. But only in private, or a chat room, or when texting, or when instant messaging.
Talk Dirty To Me
Some people whisper it, some people text it, and some people wear it on a shirt -- Talk Dirty To Me!
And I'd never come back. Fetch it yourself!
IF I WERE YOUR DOG ........
If I Were Your Dog, I'd Run Away.
Tell that whole generation just what you think of them!
If I Were Your Mom...
If I Were Your Mom.....I'd Ground You.
And probably for free. Wear this shirt around those doting dog and cat owners. You know who I mean.
If I Were Your Vet
If I were your vet, I'd neuter you.
Wear this shirt everywhere. Well, maybe not to the hospital. Or a nursing home. Or a church. Okay, wear this shirt Most Everywhere!
If I Were Your Next of Kin
If I were your next of kin, I'd pull the plug.
We like to cheat on our diets and lie to ourselves. We also love it when others gossip, as long as it isn't about us. We covet what we don't have. Confess your "naughties" to the world.
Naughty Confessions
Everyone's got something to confess and it can even be fun.
Wear this shirt instead of a wedding ring. We won't make you wash our dirty dishes or pick up our wet towels.
No Wedding Rings Allowed
A woman needs a wedding ring like a butterfly needs a net. Like a fish needs a hook. Like a cat needs a leash. Get it?
If only it were possible to laugh our fat asses off! What a diet that would be!
ROFLMFAO Women's T-Shirt
3 colors | $19.49
A woman needs a wedding ring like a butterfly needs a net, like a mousepad needs an eraser. Get it?
Mousepad
$13.99
It's not exact a Get Out of Jail Free card, but it should be!
Product 3938223
$18.99
It's not exactly a Get Out of Jail Free Card, but it should be!
I Have Breast Cancer......... Mousepad
$12.99
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