Dogs
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Dog is man's best friend. Dog is woman's best friend too; now let's be P.I. What other animal in the world would let you neuter or spay it and then lick your face the very next day? Now THAT is a best friend!
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Lawyers
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Lawyers. We love 'em when we need 'em. Despise 'em when they send us a bill. What's the deal? They studied hard and worked hard. They deserve a break
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Famous People
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Famous People. Hey, they are just people just like us. The only difference is they usually make a zillion-trillion more dollars per anum.
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Birds
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Birds are wonderful creatures. They sing to us. They make us
feel happy (whether we realize it or not). They nest their young.
They occasionally drop bad stuff on our heads. But we love them
anyway.
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Cats
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Cats: What wonderful creatures. Unlike dogs one must earn
a cat's love. But....
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Famous Artists & Paintings
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They say that music will tame the wildest beast. Musicians are also artists, so who will tame the wildest artist, you ask? Why Rick Londonwear, who else?
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Dentistry
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Dentists are our friends. I remember that lesson from third grade. Then my dentist drilled a cavity before their was laughing gas. I learned that teachers lie.
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Police, Law And Order
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The police are more than just the band that Sting led singing "Roxanne" and other hits.
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Television Shows & Actors
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Anyone remember tv? It was that box that took over radio because you could actually SEE people talking rather than hear them. But that was long before the Internet. I guess some folks still watch it.
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Society/Education/Culture
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Society. Just what is it really? Culture, is it any different than society or is the result of society's interaction. These are questions that probably only Carl Sagan (and Elton John) could answer. But I digress.....
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