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Remember that great scene from the movie "Superbad", where a young Seth is obsessed with drawing penises. Wasn't that funny as Hell? Seth outgrows his obsession, but we never have, and we put our penis art on products. Click on images for the products

Thank god for great reporters like Woodhard and Cockstein. With the help of their secret informant, known only as "Deepanus", Woodhard and Cockstein broke the story that led to Tricky Dick's resignation.

Trick E. Dick

Who is this dick kidding? "I am not a dick." This jerk was so full of sh*t. The memories this picture brings back are very sad ones.

After a hard night of partying at LA's famous Viper Room, Penis was picked up at 3:38 AM by LA's finest.
Penis' attorney Robert Cockran ( no relation to the late Johnnie Cochran of O.J. Simpson fame ) confirmed that his client was pulled over.

Penis Arrested For DUI

Well it happens to the best of them and now you can add Penis' name to the long list of celebrities with mugshots. TMZ has reported today that Dong Prick Pudd ( aka Penis ) was arrested early this morning for driving under the influence of alcohol.

Spooge Wowzer

Penis is at it again. This time he has an infomercial trying to sell some stupid rag. These are some "highlights" from Mr. Penis' latest venture.

This shirt comes in two versions. One version says "John Holmes Distant Relative" and the other does not. Pick whichever you would like and the type of shirt, that will take you to a page where you can chose what color shirt you would like to purchase.

Da Vinci Art

This is an early not so well known sketch of Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man. And now you can wear it on this great shirt. Buy it today and impress your friends. Show them how smart you are, use big words like"Vitruvian", "Da Vinci", and "Man".

Be glad you didn't piss off Bush/Cheney, this could be your dick.

Abu Ghraib

We "the public" are just starting to see what the hell was going on at "Abu Ghraib Prison", the way they treated DICKS at this prison is crazy. Take a look a this sketch and you will get the picture. Thank God we are Americans!

Penis did alot of great things for this country. And I think Vagina would have been soft on terrorism. What a great photo opportunity this ended up being for Penis.

Vagina Defeats Penis

After the Al Gore/W. Bush election bullshit alot of people forgot about this election fuck-up. Thank God the paper called this one wrong.

Washington Monument

This is one of those things they never teach in school. If they did we would remember. This is one of the original sketches for the Washington Monument. They ended up going with another design, but we love history so we made this shirt.

Just wait till Oliver Stone sees this. The story behind this pic will make one hell of a movie.

Assassination of a dick

He was a patsy, this dick didn't do it.

Army General Penis

General Penis. A great American hero. He was one of our finest leaders during WW2. A fearless warrior, General Penis didn't take sh*t from anyone. Someone should make a movie about this guy.

This time he used a bull and grew some big old cocks. John Wayne Bobbit is hoping for a transplant. The whole thing may seem weird to you, but I say, What guy wouldn't want a huge F-ing bull penis? One other note, P.E.T.A is super pissed.

Bull Cock

Remember that picture of a lab mouse with the human ear growing out of it's back? (If you don't, google that shit.) Well the same crazy doctor (Dr. Frankenpenis) is back at it.

Pen 15 Club Products

Join the club! Take yourself back to the good old days, before you had to work, pay bills, and wear clean underwear. You remember the good old days, in middle school when you had acne and the cool kids wrote PEN 15 on your hand. Wasn't that fun!