Assorted Laughs
Everyone needs to laugh, and it's even better if you can laugh at yourself. T-shirts and gifts by Orchid Noir.

Tasty Transubstantiation
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Just where do those wafers taste better? Corpus Christi? Sacramento? Great, and slightly irreverent, conversation starter. Colorful attention grabbing design on shirts and gifts that are perfect for that hard to buy for recipient.
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Hell - Hot Place to Be
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Well, Hell. The hot party spot for the recently deceased. Where to find all the great artists, thinkers, writers, comedians, you name it. Why would anyone go anywhere else? Flaming hot design on gifts and shirts.
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The Google Knows
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A request from a friend... Google, the new oracle, just ask because "The Google Knows"
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Vow of Silence
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Joke grenade! A bit of kooky sarcasm sure to get at least a laugh if not start a conversation. Great fun in crowds and at parties, also a great gift idea for the smart-ass in your life. T-shirts and gifts sure to get a second look.
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RectalCraniectomy
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Some folks just need to pull thier head out. Many are incapable of this, and that is where this new procedure comes in. The proctologist's newest procedure: The RectalCraniectomy. Recommend it to someone you know.
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Support Bacteria
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Some people need a petri dish to have a little culture in thier lives, so someone needs to support bacteria. Great humor for someone in the medical profession, doctor, nurse, lab tech, whatever, but also great for the rest of us on nice t-shirts and gifts
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Lightning rods anti-God?
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Beautiful old style script asking a damn good question on lightning rods and God's will. Conversation starter and ice breaker, it's elaborate lettering in a rich, deep red is great for the seeker, questioner, or instigator featured on t-shirts and gifts.
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Healthy Body Sick Mind
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Ah, the good life. Of sound body, at least. Right? Life is more fun when viewed through a warped looking glass. Fun saying that reminds us all that one can be healthy and still enjoy the wilder side. Funny t-shirts and gifts for anyone.
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All God's Creatures
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Love your barbeque? Think PETA is people eating tasty animals? Tell those grazer vegans you are a carnivore and will bbq them before going vegetarian. Great for backyard Bar-BQ gurus on t-shirts and gifts.
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weird or eccentric
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Weird or eccentric? Well, it's all in the bank balance. Weirdo, artist, outcast, purple haired freak, whatever sets you apart, let them know you are working on not being weird. You'll just go eccentric. Humorous t-shirts and gifts.
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Abel's Navel
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Just misunderstood. Cain - a whole other theory. He was truely unique until that baby brother came along wearing, gasp, a belly button, too. Expose the truth and garner some laughs with these t-shirts and gifts.
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