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Assorted Laughs
Everyone needs to laugh, and it's even better if you can laugh at yourself. T-shirts and gifts by Orchid Noir.
Just where do those wafers taste better? Corpus Christi? Sacramento? Great, and slightly irreverent, conversation starter. Colorful attention grabbing design on shirts and gifts that are perfect for that hard to buy for recipient.
Tasty Transubstantiation
Well, Hell.  The hot party spot for the recently deceased.  Where to find all the great artists, thinkers, writers, comedians, you name it. Why would anyone go anywhere else? Flaming hot design on gifts and shirts.
Hell - Hot Place to Be
A request from a friend... Google, the new oracle, just ask because "The Google Knows"
The Google Knows
Joke grenade! A bit of kooky sarcasm sure to get at least a laugh if not start a conversation. Great fun in crowds and at parties, also a great gift idea for the smart-ass in your life. T-shirts and gifts sure to get a second look.
Vow of Silence
Some folks just need to pull thier head out. Many are incapable of this, and that is where this new procedure comes in. The proctologist's newest procedure: The RectalCraniectomy. Recommend it to someone you know.
RectalCraniectomy
Some people need a petri dish to have a little culture in thier lives, so someone needs to support bacteria. Great humor for someone in the medical profession, doctor, nurse, lab tech, whatever, but also great for the rest of us on nice t-shirts and gifts
Support Bacteria
Beautiful old style script asking a damn good question on lightning rods and God's will. Conversation starter and ice breaker, it's elaborate lettering in a rich, deep red is great for the seeker, questioner, or instigator featured on t-shirts and gifts.
Lightning rods anti-God?
Ah, the good life. Of sound body, at least. Right? Life is more fun when viewed through a warped looking glass. Fun saying that reminds us all that one can be healthy and still enjoy the wilder side. Funny t-shirts and gifts for anyone.
Healthy Body Sick Mind
Doesn't matter what direction you swing or what path you travel, use your brain and think about it. Always, but always, practice safe sects. T-shirts and gifts by Orchid Noir.
Practice Safe Sects
Love your barbeque? Think PETA is people eating tasty animals? Tell those grazer vegans you are a carnivore and will bbq them before going vegetarian. Great for backyard Bar-BQ gurus on t-shirts and gifts.
All God's Creatures
Weird or eccentric? Well, it's all in the bank balance.  Weirdo, artist, outcast, purple haired freak, whatever sets you apart, let them know you are working on not being weird. You'll just go eccentric. Humorous t-shirts and gifts.
weird or eccentric
Just misunderstood. Cain - a whole other theory. He was truely unique until that baby brother came along wearing, gasp, a belly button, too. Expose the truth and garner some laughs with these t-shirts and gifts.
Abel's Navel
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