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Welcome to a rude, crude, nasty, and offensive, but also smart, funny and cute naughty t-shirts and gifts shop! R and X rated t shirts for naughty lovers, husbands and wives, single friends and others! Cool naughty gifts for all! Mature audiences only!
Unemployed in this recession? Need a job t shirts are here! I wish my boobs were job offers then I'd have two big ones!
I Wish My Boobs Were Job Offers
Funny twist on 'Vote for Pedro', 'Toke for Pedro' is on pot smoker ts and Napolean Dynamite fan gifts!
Toke for Pedro
The ultimate anti-Sarah Palin political satire design! When asked by the media, 'Did you inhale?' silly Sarah says 'it smells like fish to me!' Is she talking about marijuana, or what? Vote Obama!
Naughty Anti-Sarah Palin
The Bitch That Fell Off on tees for men as a followup to 'If you can read this, the bitch fell off' shirts.
Bitch That Fell Off Was Your Old Lady!
Can't we all just hit a bong? Funny twist on Rodney King quote! Pot head bumper stickers for stoners.
Can't We All Just Hit a Bong
Funny pot smokers t-shirts and gifts shows a young man stacking alphabet blocks Cute retro look designed for pot heads and stoners everywhere! Give the gift that says 'high'!
Weed Building Blocks
420 t-shirts and gifts for pot heads! Cool skull on camouflage green shield adorned in dreamy flower vines.
420 Pot TShirts and Gifts
Gifts for offensive humor lovers- Right On, Bitch shows a hip dude with a rude attitude giving the thumbs-up sign of approval!
Right On Bitch Shirts
Mmmmm...juicy red lips dripping with 'secret sauce' on sexy t-shirts and yummy gifts for men and women lovers!
Juicy Lips Tshirts
Men are pigs! Get the shirt!
Men Are Pigs Evolution Ts and Gifts
This is the coolest 'stop staring' t-shirt for girls who get a lot of men staring at their titties!
Stop Staring at My Titties Shirts
Nasty 'F-Word' t-shirts and gifts for rude beastly people who want to say 'fuck you' to the world! Put this classic oval decal on your chest today!
EFU F**K You Stickers and Tees
Sexy t-shirts for pot heads,'Pot Heads do it Higher' on funny pot smokers gifts for dopers!
Pot Heads Do It Higher
The government wants more of our money and this retro poster shows Uncle Sam in cool blue with the funny quote, 'I want you to bend over!' Protest taxes and the bad economy in style or give as a cool gift for Republicans!
I Want You to Bend Over!
If you or someone you know loves sexy t-shirts and gifts, and their favorite lovemaking position is doggy-style, then here's the perfect gift for you!
My Favorite Position
This is for pro-Obama voters for the 2008 Presidential Election. Black and white graphic is a can of 'defeat' for Hillary and McCain. Go Obama!
Obama Can of Whup A$$!
Cute chicken butt t-shirts and gifts for chicken farmers (herders?)! Funny greetings from the farm!
What's Up Chicken Butt
Based on the funny tv commercial for a Viagra-like product for men to 'make things bigger', this graphic design has a retro-style couple in love and lust!
It Just Got Bigger!
Be a Drug Endorsement agent today! Funny twist on a federal agency on tshirts, and more.  Party t-shirts for potheads, medical marijuana bill supporters, bikers, and you!
DEA Drug Endorsement Agency
Bitchy t-shirts and gifts for girlfriends, wives, an other lovers!
Bitchy- Do Not Return!
Super gifts for men, but women, also, will like 'The Juggler'. For the woman who wants to express apathy for men who serial-date, and for the man who wants to express his wild lifestyle, 'Juggling Women' says it perfectly!
Juggling Women
Where's my Stupid Fuckin' Shirt? Here it is! Get the funniest adult t-shirts ever right here! Your friends will know which shirt you're looking for now!
Stupid Fuckin' Shirt
Get the fuck outta here! How many times have you hollered that at someone? Now you can have the f-word on t-shirts and other fun things!
Get the Fuck Outta Here!
One of my favorite sayings is 'fuckin' eh!' and now it can be yours, too! Get the f-word on t-shirts and other fine merchandise. Funny naughty gifts for potty mouths.
Fuckin' Eh!
Oh my fuckin' head! Rude, crude, and bad attitude t-shirts and gifts with all kinds of nasty, sexy, perverted, slutty, warped, and downright dirty and disgusting quotes and junk on them. Make your friends crack up!
Oh My Fuckin' Head!
Who gives a shit? Cute rude, crude, and bad attitude t-shirts and gifts with all kinds of nasty, sexy, perverted, slutty, warped, and downright dirty and disgusting quotes and junk on them. Make your friends crack up!
Who Gives a Shit?
Sexy red vibrator t-shirts and gifts with a twist! Great gifts for single girls- 'Got Batteries?' is a take-off on the familiar quote 'Got milk?' Fun naughty things for women!
Got Batteries?
Sick, twisted, and really gross t-shirts that say 'Do My Inflamed Hemorrhoids Make This Shirt Look Lighter?' Funny gifts for truckers, office workers, grandma and grandpa- or anybody with a sore butt!
Inflamed Hemorrhoids
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