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Lunch empowers. It's a break from the rest of the day, which hates us. These talismanic artifacts from another time (noon) imbue the wearer with the greatest ability known: slacking.
Unlike a Unicorn, the Manicorn can actually make things explode with his horn. Beneath this shirt, hair will grow upon the chest of the wearer.
Manicorn
Combining Unicorns and Hair Metal
Grants the wearer increased adorability ratings, as well as providing an invisible virtual forest in which to be adorable.
Hedgie
Spiny Cuteness
The Surfer Squid slices and dices. He catches a wave. He eats maki.
Surfer Squid
Defies description. Defies evil.
The power of the Megaturkey enables its wearer to become delicious when served with cranberries.
Megaturkey
Fight with the Heart of a Turkey
Similar to the Surfer Squid, but more like a restaurant Sushi mat menu.
Squid Ninja Surfer Sushi
Enhanced 2.0 with Flavor Crystals: Electric Boogaloo.
There are many things this man will not do. He will list them for you in verse. All with a voice of thunder from the face of a child.
Never Gonna
Let's Roll
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