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Dump Stats
We're all munchkins in our own way. Where did you forego points in your life? What's your dump stat?

Your group never lets you play a bard. Party leader is an unfamiliar expression. CHA is your dump stat.
Charisma
It takes you two hours and twenty snooze buttons to wake up. Walking to your car from your front door leaves you breathless. You frequently call in sick with a stubbed toe. CON is your dump stat.
Constitution
You have spilled liquid in your keyboard...more then once. Your dice often end up *under* the table. DEX is your dump stat.
Dexterity
You need a calculator to count your AC and you're a level 1 bard.  Splitting of the gold is never assigned to you even though you're playing a Level 20 Wizard.  INT is your dump stat.
Intelligence
You have the others in your group carry your core books. You're often still on the couch when your friends move it. Repositioning your monitor requires Red Bull and stretching. STR is your dump stat.
Strength
You pulled an all nighter playing the day before the big meeting. You missed a car payment after spending it all on Monster compendiums. WIS is your dump stat.
Wisdom


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