| Welcome to Jersey Shore T-Shirt Time
T-Shirts with classic Guido & Guidette Jersey Shore style slang. Choose from classics like T-Shirt Time!!, GTL, Gorilla Juicehead and the rest! Great to show you're down with the Jersey philosophy . . . or get a good laugh from your grown-up friends!
It's T-Shirt Time!
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Whether you're a Guido or a Guidette, or just wish you were, make sure everyone can see you know exactly what time it is. Cause we sure hope Angelina doesn't punch Mike in the face again right before T-Shirt Time!!
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Gorilla Juicehead
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If you have been shooting up HGH or Roids, working out and tanning daily and your upper body is all pumped up . . . you might be a Gorilla Juicehead. Yo! You better control your woman, Bro!
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GTL
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Everyone knows it's Gym, Tanning, Laundry in the morning. If you don't go to the gym, you ain't gonna look good. If you don't tan, you're gonna be pale and if you don't do laundry, you ain't got no clothes, Dawg!
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Grenade Free
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This is just for the official members of the GFF. If you don't know what that means, I'll tell you if you buy one of these shirts. If you're a member of the GFF, then it's your duty to take a stand against Grenades and Landmines with this fresh gear.
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DTF
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Since we all know that hooking up = kissing, then we can easily deduce the fact that DTF = Down To French. Don't wear the DTF shirt if you don't like to kiss, alot.
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MVP
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Mike, Vinnie and Pauly D are the three founding members of MVP. These are meant for the ladies, so be prepared to start seeing college guys in fitted baby doll t-shirts.
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Original Guido
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Do people have a hard time understanding anything you say? Is your skin tan and leathery like the seats in the Don's Caddy? Do you encourage sexual promiscuity in your male sons? You may be an Original Guido.
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Original Guidette
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Do you make six course meals for 20 people on a daily to weekly basis? Are you just a more mature and tanner version of your daughters? Do you remember when every hairdo was a Pouf? You may be an Original Guidette.
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Dirty Little Hamster
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The Situation comes up with some pretty classic lines and this is one of them. If you leave used personal hygiene products lying around in public places and never clean your home, you probably don't know you're a Dirty Little Hamster.
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Smush?
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Plump, Juicy and Refreshing, who wouldn't want a Smush? I know, right?
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Bink
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When you're looking Mint, you're a Bink. Don't even try to wear this shirt in public if you aren't legit. That's right, Guidos only!!
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Oh Yeah!
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Oh Yeah! T-Shirt Time! DJ Pauly D's new go-to tagline for just about anything he's enjoying.
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