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Welcome to Hungry Zombies Shirts & Merchandise
Zombie related apparel and items can be found here. This is the store for the hungryzombies.com web site.
Slow zombies are too slow to be scary. This shirt lets folks know where you stand in the great slow vs. fast zombies debate.
Slow Zombies Suck T-Shirt
2 colors | $23.99
Fast zombies would catch me in a second. That tends to suck. This shirt lets folks know where you stand in the great slow vs. fast zombies debate.
Fast Zombies Suck T-Shirt
2 colors | $23.99
A shirt for the zombie purist. Zombies are reanimated dead, not some wacked out dude with a cold. You got that hippie?
It ain't a zombie if it ain't dead T-Shirt
2 colors | $23.99
Zombies tend to be malnourished. The poor bastards are too slow to catch anything.
Slow Zombies Starve T-Shirt
2 colors | $23.99
These buggers almost never miss an opportunity for a quick bite. Good luck trying to get away. Heh.
Fast Zombies Bite T-Shirt
2 colors | $23.99
Zombies are environmentally friendly! They don't use any resources and reduce excess human population.
Zombies Are Carbon Neutral T-Shirt
2 colors | $23.99
Do your part for the environment! Cast off this mortal coil and join the armies of the undead!
Be Carbon Neutral...Be A Zombie T-Shirt
2 colors | $23.99
The question on the mind of every zombie.
Do You Has A Flavor? T-Shirt
2 colors | $23.99
For the zombie attending Senator John Kerry's events. ZAP! Heh heh.
Don't Tase Me Bro T-Shirt
2 colors | $23.99
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