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"Attention Ladies: I'm 130% Long"
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5% and 44% :: Renaissance Man
10022
06830
Hunter & (Asset) Gatherer
Portfolio Security
Where's MY Bailout?
Alpha Symbol
 Hedge Fund Tees
Hedge fund fans: diversify your wardrobe and look Sharpe with these Alpha spastic and irreverent T-shirts and accessories.
Well, I really run a short extension product, but let's not discuss that, OK?
"Attention Ladies: I'm 130% Long"
Well, I really run a short extension product, but let's not discuss that, OK?
Don't let them net you if they're being gross.
Attention Ladies: Request Audited Performance
If you've got it, flaunt it. Just don't flaunt it too early in the month.
You've got to pay to play.
5% and 44% :: Renaissance Man
Nobody does it better. Makes you feel sad for the rest. And nobody charges half as much as he. James, baby, you're the best.
Higher taxes, steeper rent and if you're living nearby you've got to pay for private school. But we have better sushi than Greenwich (so there!)
10022
Home to nearly $1 trillion in hedge fund assets, but very few places to eat. Curious.
Lower taxes, lower rent (well...not so much anymore). Of course, if you want anything to eat you have to hire a chef for the office, but what's that to me!? Muhahahaha.
06830
Let me show you my ice skating rink...
No one's saying you're greedy. You're in this for the long-term. You need institution-level systems, back-office, compliance, carpets, corporate artwork, and front desk eye candy.
Hunter & (Asset) Gatherer
It's a fight for survival (where survival = management fees)
Oh, you were leveraged long in financials? Oh...hold on to that...it's sure to pay off down the road...sucker.
Portfolio Security
Shorting subprime is the new black.
Hey, everyone you know got highly leveraged and wrote unhedged swaps on pools of impossible to value securities. If all the kids skinned their knees they'd all get cookies and a kiss, right? Come kiss me, Hank.
Where's MY Bailout?
So I made a few mistakes? What's the Fed for?
It's just another letter in the Greek alphabet, unless you're selling something to a fund of funds...
Alpha Symbol
You don't have to be Greek to understand outperformance.
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