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Hedge fund fans: diversify your wardrobe and look Sharpe with these Alpha spastic and irreverent T-shirts and accessories.
Well, I really run a short extension product, but let's not discuss that, OK?
"Attention Ladies: I'm 130% Long"
Don't let them net you if they're being gross.
Attention Ladies: Request Audited Performance
You've got to pay to play.
5% and 44% :: Renaissance Man
Higher taxes, steeper rent and if you're living nearby you've got to pay for private school. But we have better sushi than Greenwich (so there!)
10022
Lower taxes, lower rent (well...not so much anymore). Of course, if you want anything to eat you have to hire a chef for the office, but what's that to me!? Muhahahaha.
06830
No one's saying you're greedy. You're in this for the long-term. You need institution-level systems, back-office, compliance, carpets, corporate artwork, and front desk eye candy.
Hunter & (Asset) Gatherer
Oh, you were leveraged long in financials? Oh...hold on to that...it's sure to pay off down the road...sucker.
Portfolio Security
Hey, everyone you know got highly leveraged and wrote unhedged swaps on pools of impossible to value securities. If all the kids skinned their knees they'd all get cookies and a kiss, right? Come kiss me, Hank.
Where's MY Bailout?
It's just another letter in the Greek alphabet, unless you're selling something to a fund of funds...
Alpha Symbol
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