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Life Is To Short -#2
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Call Me Freak
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All About Me -dark version
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I Ain't Your... - dark version
I Ain't Your... - light version
Red, White And...
Peace And Love
Camo Condoms
Don't Care
Stay Happy
When Life Gets You Down
Blind Taste Test
Good Girls
You'd Win
Bitch Dog
Westward
My Cow Died
Starts Here
The End Is Near
At My Age
Many Ways To Argue
Wanna Fork
Delusions
Duck Meat
Butterhead
Real Easy
Born To Be Wild
White Trash
I'm Suffering From
The Perfect Supporter
Need Mud
Feel The Wrath
Kickass
The Accident
Ass Pro
What You Eat
Old Gravy
No Sin
May Be Dumb
Forking
Act Like One
A Virgin
Be Smarter
Slow Down
Bipolar
My Boss
Been There
Two Things
To Sexy
Two Wishes
Deep In Thought
Quart Low
Beer Pot Trip
My Technique
Drunk People
Push In's
Play Well
SoSisters
Frathouse
Relax
Point Of View
West Coast Knockers
Still Respect
Viagriculture
Undercover Work
Throw A Stick
The Crime
Still Ugly
Female Therapist
Spread The Word
Space Exploration
So Thirsty
Society Sucks
A Happy Face
Sexual Harassment
My Favorite Part
Sex Machine
Self Centered
Safe Sex
Training Institute
Queen Bitch
A Rats Ass
I Only Party With - light version
I Only Party With - dark version
Safe Sex Is
Oral Sex
Missing Piece
A Movie
Manure Movers
Like A Dick
Lifes To Short
The Queen
If You Lick It
Indecision
Hot & Wild
Where Are We Going
Got Muffins
Did I Miss The Part
Edukation
Eat Salmon
F**k You
Drunk Chicks
Some Days
Another Friend
My X
Don't Upset Me -mens version
Don't Upset Me -ladies version
Complete Idiot
Get Real
Wanna Be A Farmer
Big As Your Mouth
My Mom Said
You Have To Lick It
Can't Be First
Can't Find My Beer
Beautiful
Beer And Ugly People
Beer Nuts
Not An Alcoholic
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Find a really cool tee or top... HangItOn [your body]... and wear it! Featuring Artesia © Brand Clothing for those who like it a little naughty, very edgy, and completely suggestive---with plenty of parody, wit, and wisdom---for good measure.
Declare your birthright—let no one tell you otherwise.
Born Free
A profound truth
Hey... ya' can't get along with everyone, right?
Life Is To Short -#2
Don't let it get you down
Just one of the many "bartender" skills.
Drunk or Stupid
Well... which is it?
Look at it like this. It is a "badge of honor." Be BOLD—be PROUD—wear it like you MEAN it!
Call Me Freak
All things have value
It just makes good economic sense—supply & demand. But, we gotta haggle price!
Buy-sexual
Get what you need
A great "health & beauty" tip! (ESPECIALLY for the beholder!!!)
Bra-less
Health & beauty tip
Nothin' like a little "motivated self-interest!"
All About Me -dark version
Get focused!
Nothin' like a little "motivated self-interest!"
All About Me -light version
Get focused!
Put'em in their PLACE (and keep'em there!)
I Ain't Your... - dark version
Not in this lifetime!
Put'em in their PLACE (and keep'em there!)
I Ain't Your... - light version
Not in this lifetime!
Pay a little homage to the folks who keep us movin!
Red, White And...
The roughnecks' creed
If they buy into the first part, they're gonna LOVE the second part!
Peace And Love
Show your humanity
With a stealthy approach, and the proper gear, it'll be over before they know it!
Camo Condoms
Pop-culture protection
Why waste time pretending!
Don't Care
The average response
It's very simple. Why just BE happy, when you can STAY that way!
Stay Happy
A working plan
Isn't it nice to know that "modern medicine" can be both, helpful, and funny as hell!
When Life Gets You Down
Treatment for EVERYTHING
To the women you DON'T know: Offer to let them "join in the testing"!
Blind Taste Test
Scientific proof
This is for EVERY girls' naughty side—be sure to tell it with lots of detail!
Good Girls
Kiss AND tell
Let'em know you think they're "something special", and they'll SURELY stand out in a very crowded field!
You'd Win
Dog & Pony Show
Ladies...anyone can be a bitch—go them one better!
Bitch Dog
Female pride
They called it the "wild west" for many good reasons. We prefer to believe the "wild" part left out one of the biggest benefits!
Westward
Go west young man
You don't have to be a cattle rancher to figure this one out. "Tits up" is the clue you're lookin' for!
My Cow Died
A good judgement call
Ever wonder where all the BS starts? This is the obvious answer!
Starts Here
THIS is where it starts
When the end comes...will you be ready (or will you have to leave your soiled underpants behind)?
The End Is Near
It's like fire and brimstone
Another day. A little older. A little wiser. Plus... you still know how to throw STRIKES!
At My Age
Still in the game
OH, the bad news (for us guys) just keeps gettin' worse and worse!
Many Ways To Argue
Can we agree on this
Do a little "networking". Who knows, maybe you'll get LUCKY!
Wanna Fork
You SHOULD ask
Why let people suffer? The diagnosis is simple, and you're the ANTIDOTE!
Delusions
They'll know it—when they see it
Help out! Never turn away a hungry person!
Duck Meat
Just one of the food groups
Dole out the compliments in small increments!
Butterhead
Almost a compliment
There really aren't to many ways to "ring your bell". This is the FUN way.
Real Easy
Just push the button
Fire up that chopper—hit the road and NEVER look back!
Born To Be Wild
Old is new AGAIN
A very old title, given a breath of fresh air!
White Trash
Old title—new spin
This is one of those things that you can really "get your arms around" (having them TIED behind you really helps, also)
I'm Suffering From
Everybodies' got it
When this guy shows up for this party, what else can we do BUT support him?
The Perfect Supporter
Join in the fan-fare
Make a direct appeal—who knows—it MIGHT work!
Need Mud
A plea for assistance
Attack strategy: 1) Attack in the dark. 2) Attack from behind 3) Attack with many, many powerful thrusting motions.
Feel The Wrath
Your weapon of choice
Under the threat of "knockin' heads together"... make'em keep buyin!
Kickass
Your mission statement
See how you are!!! (but NOW you have an explaination!)
The Accident
Your excuse
For all those sportsman who'd rather ride!
Ass Pro
Kiss my brand name
There is an easy way to find out whether this really works, or not.
What You Eat
Yum, yum
Ya' think we'll end up with a chain of stores like those other guys?
Old Gravy
A redneck's kinda' brand
Hey! That last "7-day drunk" you went on may have just tipped the balance!
No Sin
You're path is clear
It ain't difficult to decide which of these YOU'D rather be!
May Be Dumb
If you had to choose...
We say, why choose? Do'em both at the SAME time!
Forking
Everyone has preferences
Everybodie's got at least ONE! So... you get a chance to "choose" how to use that equipment.
Act Like One
One leads to the next
OK. Can we agree that "no sex" for a long time can make you one?
A Virgin
Everybody should be one
Get in a "pre-emptive" strike! Take'em out before they get a foothold.
Be Smarter
Brain food
Get with the program! How ya' gonna maintain your status as a stalker if you fall behind?
Slow Down
Stalkers UNITE
Paranoid is just...paranoid. But if you're bipolar AND schizophrenic, does that mean there are AT LEAST four of you?
Bipolar
We know lots of these
We've watched. We've looked. We've listened. Conclusion: they're the same thing!
My Boss
A fitting "title"
Everyone should have a glorious past—with complete deniability!
Been There
Ahh...the glory days
One's a culinary delight. The other... is even BETTER!
Two Things
Hot, juicy and pink
Get some attention (by stating the OBVIOUS!)
To Sexy
Admit the truth
Isn't it EVERY girls wish to be someone's fantasy?
Two Wishes
Someone rubbed the lamp
How your brain "thinks" is a mystery. What your brain "thinks about" is NOT!
Deep In Thought
This is your "brain"
At least you've found a solution to this dilemma!
Quart Low
It must be OBVIOUS
Live it! Love it! And say it PROUD!
Beer Pot Trip
The REAL triple threat
We say, stick with the 'ol "tried and true"!
My Technique
Ya' gotta have a PLAN
This is a GOOD thing. It means the party is very, very close!
Drunk People
Good 'ol 20/20 vision
Staying fit and healthy has never been so enjoyable!
Push In's
A new "sex"ercise
Proudly display your "warning label"!
Play Well
Help protect the public
Suggestive language can be sooo sexy!
SoSisters
Sorority sister sweets
Available at a college campus near you!
Frathouse
All meat...all the time
Nothing unusual about this... isn't it what YOU hope for?
Relax
It's an "everyday" thing
Everyone needs to hear this from time, to time.
Point Of View
How to say it NICELY
I can't WAIT for these guys to start selling franchises!
West Coast Knockers
A businessmans dream come true
YES! YES! YES! (work on the "respect" part later)
Still Respect
The answer to HER question
Somehow... it all gets done. Now we know who to blame!
Viagriculture
Serving the masses
Make this, about the "perks" — not the "job".
Undercover Work
Someone's gotta do it
What a long, drawn-out way of saying... NO.
Throw A Stick
Pest control for the ladies
Tell me again how great "wild and crazy sex" is.
The Crime
Sow those wild oats
Even if this stategy dosen't work, you get a free buzz!
Still Ugly
How many will it take
Give the ladies all the help they want (and need)!
Female Therapist
The doctor is IN
What could be handier than having an illustrated guide!
Spread The Word
Every "word" deserves pictures
Be sure to play the game right... turn off the lights!
Space Exploration
Just another game
The mystery continues!
So Thirsty
An age-old question
What a horrible state we're in.
Society Sucks
A terrible truth
If you can't beat'em... LICK'em!
A Happy Face
Smile
Show'em you've defined the rules of engagement.
Sexual Harassment
How to deal with it
Hey! This way you don't have to choose a favorite!
My Favorite Part
Math you can appreciate
Sometimes... bigger, and "in your face," is BETTER!
Sex Machine
Clearly... a badge of HONOR
Proclaim it to the WORLD... and let the chips fall where they may!
Self Centered
Don't make them wonder
Show her you CARE about her safety! (how could she possibly resist?)
Safe Sex
Help calm her nerves
When your Pussy [cat] is out of control... call in the pros!
Training Institute
Help is on the way
Hey... if the crown fits, wear the damn thing!
Queen Bitch
Royalty needs recognition
It's just one way to say it... without saying it!
A Rats Ass
This one's for the masses
To be the best... stay with the best!
I Only Party With - light version
Party ON
To be the best... stay with the best!
I Only Party With - dark version
Party ON
How do you show'em you REALLY care? Like this!
Safe Sex Is
Always remember — SAFETY first
Give those around you something to TALK about!
Oral Sex
Go ahead, say what's on your mind
Helping someone in need was never so much FUN!
Missing Piece
Lend a helping hand
A NEW interpretation of the "innocent date"!
A Movie
Just a harmless question
We think everyone should join this one!
Manure Movers
THE professional association
Some things aren't obvious... till somebody says it out loud!
Like A Dick
Say it loud, ladies
Hey... don't sweat the small, insignificant things, right?
Lifes To Short
You MUST go on
Lay it out for them. Just in case they don't get it!
The Queen
Go for "royal" treatment
Ask yourself... is this the truth, or what?
If You Lick It
What a catchy phrase
A whole NEW level of... "can't make up your mind!"
Indecision
Just stay loose
Go ahead, ladies, tell it like it is!
Hot & Wild
Short and sweet
Might as well enjoy the ride!
Where Are We Going
Take a trip
Don't hold back! Ask'em what you wanna know!
Got Muffins