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How to help an Australian Hero 1. Email your local MP This brown land of ours isn't just a place to buy great looking yellow sunnies that scream "I AM A PARTY GOD!", it's also a proud democracy. Put it, and your local MP, to work by venting your frustration and anger to the powers that be. Find your local MPs contact details at http://apps.aec.gov.au/esearch/. 2. Offer to do an interview with A Current Affair Then completely humiliate the parasitic host who tries to embarrass you on national TV with their holier-than-thou righteous questions. Righteousness from a 'journalist' that usually fronts stories on cellulite creams and the number of germs in your kitchen sponge? Please. Corey's the closest thing ACA has come to a hard news story since they stopped picking on Aussie Champion Shane Paxton. 3. Tell Victoria Police to stop being such party-killers Email them through their website and suggest that maybe they should just go back to pepper spraying innocent kids at the tennis.. 4. Buy one of the t-shirts at FreeCorey.com Just scroll down to see all the sexy tees. Apparently, even Christine Nixon wants one. Forward this as an email to your friends and Rock On Corey! Let's make February 22 Corey Day! Welcome to Free Corey! Party god Corey made headlines around the world when his Narre Warren party attracted 500 revellers, riot police, the Victoria Police Air Wing and the dog squad. Now he's been busted and we think that's bloody un-Australian. Show your Support!
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