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Cheney/Cheney '08
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In the interests of security and ongoing stability, this republic will be reorganized into the First American Empire.
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Cheney/Satan '08
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"COWER BEFORE ME, HUMAN! I, Satan, rule-- oh, Dick, I didn't know it was you. Sorry, bud. Wanna grab a pizza?"
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I Love Dick
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Because you're secure in your sexuality. Or your politics. Or probably both.
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Huckabee/Norris
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Mike Huckabee: endorsed and defended by the most dangerous man in the history of space and time.
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Nuke-ular
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Does it make you as nervous as it makes us when the leader of the free world can't even PRONOUNCE "nuclear"?
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Fred Thompson's Wife
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Seriously, the man should get a ton of votes just for landing a such prime specimen at his age.
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