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Wear your belief in Dudeism on your sleeve! Visit Dudeism.com to find out more -- it's a real religion with over 120,000 ordained "Dudeist Priests."
A really ancient looking Dude Vinci - as if Leonardo Dude Vinci had done it himself!
Dude Vinci Ancient
A really ancient looking Dude Vinci - as if Leonardo Dude Vinci had done it himself!
Our classic Dude Vinci with funky Dudeist lettering.
Dude Vinci Funky
Our classic Dude Vinci with funky Dudeist lettering.
Donny was a good man, and a good bowler. We celebrate the memory of our dearly dudeparted on Dec 13: The Dudeist holiday of Kerabotsmas.
Merry Kerabotsmas
We celebrate the memory of the dearly dudeparted on Dec 13.
A take off on Da Vinci's Virtuvian man.
Dude Vinci - Antique
The famous Dude Vinci illustration, now even cooler!
A Dudeist version of Leonardo Da Vinci's "Virtuvian Man"
Dude Vinci
A Dudeist version of Leonardo Da Vinci's "Virtuvian Man"
Announce that you're a Dudeist Priest with Dude Vinci on your side!
Dude Vinci - Priest
Another version of our Dude Vinci design
The Dude already looks a lot like Jesus (the original, uncompromised first draft), and is pretty groovy to the meek. What would the Dude do? Take er easy, most probably.
What Would Dude Do?
The Dude as Jesus. Or is it the other way around?
The bowling ball stands for league play, the White Russian for the power of beverages, the jelly shoe for relaxation, the sunglasses for digging the Dudeist style, the olive branches for peace and the marijuana leaf for limber thinking.
Dudeism Coat of Arms
The Ancient and Mystical Coat of Arms for Dudeism
Everyone knows how powerful the Japanese/Brazilian martial art of Jiu-Jitsu is. But the secret dudely art of Dude Jitsu is far more relaxed and easy to perform.
Dude-Jitsu Master
The most relaxed martial art in the world
Across this line YOU DO NOT...PASS GO. You do not collect a million dollars. But you do make it to the finals anyway.
Dudeopoly
Where's The Money, Lebowski?
Everybody digs that Che Guevara guy, but the Dude is the revolutionary for his time and place. Take that hill, and take er easy for us sinners.
The Take it Easy Manifesto
Your revolution is not over, Mr. Lebowski
An amazingly detailed and authentic looking $1100 dollar bill with all sorts of Lebowski in Illegal Tender. Feed the monkey in high style.
Where's the Money Lebowski?
Featuring an amazingly-detailed $1100 dollar bill (Brandt can watch) with all sorts of literal connections to the film
The Dudeist version of the Grateful Dead "Steal Your Face" logo.
The Grateful Dude
The Dudeist version of the Grateful Dead "Steal Your Face" logo.
Walter Sobchak has converted to Dudeism. Seven years of beautiful tradition! Onward Dudeist soldiers!
Defender of the Faith
Walter Sobchak has converted to Dudeism. Onward Dudeist soldiers!
A reworking of the famous U.S. Army recruiting poster, only with a pacifist message for our time and place.
I Want You to Take it Easy
Uncle Sam wanted you to join the army. But the man for his time and place wants you to take it easy.
It's your roll, dude. Get on your hog and drive around and enjoy the occasional acid flashback with this very groovy design. Inspired by the famous Harley Davidson Motorcycles "Live to Ride" emblem.
Live to Abide
The famous Harley Davidson Motorcycles design, redone for Dudeists.
What Would The Jesus Do? You don't wanna know, Dude. Say what you will, that creep can roll!
What Would The Jesus Do?
Joo said it mang. Now you can wear it too.
We love Donny. No hard intended, man. But sometimes you wish you could scream this at people. Am I wrong?
Shut the Fuck Up
Shut the Fuck Up Donny!
An antidote to Just Doing It: Just Dude It. Taking it easy is one of the most challenging sports of all.
Just Dude It
Don't "Just Do It." Just Dude It instead.
Dudeists of the World Unite! You have nothing to lose but your bad trips. It's about time the deeply casual got some respect around here.
Slack is Beautiful
Say it Loud! I'm Slack and I'm Proud!
Dudely Deeds Done Dirt Cheap! The AC/DC logo done Dude style.
DU/DE
Dudely Deeds Done Dirt Cheap! The AC/DC logo done Dude style.
Remember that book "All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten"? Well, this is the Dudeist version. Taken from our new book <a href="http://amzn.to/fuHUEA" target="_blank">The Abide Guide</a>. It's all you need to know in life. Parts, anyway.
Everything I Need To Know - The Big Lebowski
All of life's lessons are contained in The Big Lebowski
Dudely Deeds Done Dirt Cheap! The AC/DC logo done Dude style with "ABIDE". We have another one with DU/DE if you dig that better.
AB/DE
Dudely Deeds Done Dirt Cheap! The AC/DC logo done Dude style with "ABIDE"
A parody of the Clash's album "London Calling" which was in itself a parody of an Elvis Presley album. Down through the ages, across the smash of time.
Walter Calling
Walter Sobchak, post punk rock star.
Just as the Queen wanted the UK to keep calm and carry on during WWII, Walter Sobchak wants you to keep calm in the face of nihilists and human paraquat.
I'm Perfectly Calm
A parody of the "Keep Calm and Carry On" Poster
Keep Calm and Carry On was a poster from the Queen to encourage Brits to stay brave during WWII. This will help you stay calm in more ordinary circumstances.
Keep Calm and Abide
Another parody of the Keep Calm and Carry on meme, Dudeified!
Originally sung by Sergeant Barry Sadler, Walter Sobchak sings "Letter From Vietnam."
Walter Greenish Beret
Walter Sings the Classics
A takeoff on the Miller Genuine Draft Logo. The Dude's oat soda of choice is MGD, so we've Dudeified it for everyone. Note that we've replaced the Miller eagle with a leashed marmot!
Duder Genuine Dudeist Priest
The Dudeist version of Miller Genuine Draft - Duder Genuine Dudeist Priest!
Show the world you're an ordained Dudeist Priest at The Church of the Latter-Day Dude (Dudeism.com) with this reworking of the hard rock band Judas Priest's logo.
Dudeist Priest
A take off of the classic Judas Priest logo, but for ordained Dudeist Priests of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude.
It was a good car. That heap really could roll. The Dude's 1972 Ford Gran Torino. Not as beautiful as Clint Eastwood's prized model, but beloved just the same. The Nihilists killed it, but it lives forever on your shirt or what-have-you.
Gran Duderino
The Dude's car was a Ford Gran Torino. We pay tribute to it here as the Gran Duderino!
We all love Walter, even if he's a goddamn moron. But every moron needs another moron to love and to push around. Luckily Donnie doesn't seem to mind. He happily shuts up whenever Walter asks him to.
Shut The F**k Up Donny
Walter as Uncle Sam telling Donnie that he's out of his element.
Show the folks down at the bar that they can keep their Miller Beer and the high life that they imply goes with it. You get high a totally different way. You're the dude!
Duder Low Life
Another Miller Beer take-off. The Classic Miller High Life Logo done up Dude style!
Careful man, there's a beverage here! The Dude's favorite drinkif it were properly branded by Kahlua - the White Russian, a.k.a. the Caucasian, or in this case the Kaucasian.
Another Kaucasian
The Dude's favorite drink - the White Russian, with a parody of the Kahlua logo
Paying homage to the half&half the Dude buys at the beginning of the film, this design faithfully replicates the Ralphs' packaging, but with images of the Dude and the Stranger on it. Note the expiration date - that's probably the day the Dude bought it.
The Dude's Half & Half
Our Holy Film begins with The Dude purchasing a quart of half and half. This design pays homage to that sacramental beverage.
Was Bunny Lebowski kidnapped? Did she kidnap herself? Or did she just wander off to Palm Springs? This notice on a quart of half and half should help solve the case.
Bunny's Missing
A variation on our "Dude's Half & Half" design - this one featuring a missing persons notice for Bunny Lebowski!
The revolution is not ova! The classic feminist protest icon reimagined in a more easygoing motif. That's the myth about Dudeists, that they aren't feminists. The female formidable.
Dudeist Feminism
The revolution is not ova! The classic feminist protest icon reimagined in a more easygoing motif. That's the myth about Dudeists, that they aren't feminists.
A famous Soviet propaganda poster which honored V.I. Lenin (not John Lennon) now helps spread the word of Dudeism. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
It is no Dream
The famous painting of V.I. Lenin but Sobchakised for your Dudeism pleasure
A parody of the Hard Rock Cafe Logo. Just like Donnie, you can throw rocks tonight with this shirt. Or without the shirt too. Only you'll look cooler.
Throwin Rocks
Throw Rocks like Donnie Kerabatsos with this take off on the Hard Rock Cafe logo.
The Chinaman is not the issue here - Dudeism is! Show the world you're a zealous Dudeist!
Not the Issue Here
Old Chinese Communist propaganda poster, adapted to promote the spread of Dudeism.
Everyone knows the iconic Fender Stratocaster guitar. The Duder Slackomaster is all that and less. Makes old slowhand (Eric Clapton) look like a speed freak.
The Duder Slackomaster
The Fender Stratocaster, made even more Dude.
Arch Dudeship Dwayne Eutsey's "Take it Easy, Manifesto" is a simple screed that teaches us why Dudeism is a religion. Help get the Dude word out by wearing it on your sleeve.
Take it Easy, Manifesto
The Take it Easy Manifesto is one of Dudeism's primary texts. Help promote militant relaxation.
Go with the flow with this dudely design.
The Tao of the Dude
The Tao of the Dude is the Dude Way
Our advanced Leisure Studies program at Dude University features Ph.Ds in Lebowski Studies, Relaxationomics, General Livity and What-Have-You
Dude University
Get your Ph.Dude at Dude University!
Hello Kitty, that Asian cat that has taken over the world with her cuteness now has a date Wednesday baby. With Hello Lebowski! A great gift for special ladies, lady friends, or Dudes who aren't terribly worried about looking macho.
Hello Lebowski
A takeoff on the popular Hello Kitty design. Great for special ladies.
Every religion has its holy fish. Now Dudeism does too. Or is it a marmot?
Dudefish
The "Dudefish" of Dudeism - the secret symbol, which identifies you as a practicing Dudeist
We take the hip Von Dutch Flying Eyeball and rework it for Dudeists - with a flying bowling ball.
Von Dude Flying Bowling Ball
The Von Dutch Flying Eyeball reimagined for Dudeists.
The Von Dutch logo redone for Von Dudes.
Von Dude
Show the world you're a Dudeist hipster with a Von Dude logo on your sleeve.
Go with the flow, and roll with life's punches. That's what the yin yang bowling ball is all about. Throw rocks tonight!
In Dudeness We Abide
Dudeism's logo, the Yin Yang Bowling Ball is easily as cool as other religions' logos.
The Day of the Dude is Dudeism's high holy holiday, and takes place on March 6th. But in truth, since the Dude takes every day as a holiday, every day is The Day of the Dude.
The Day of the Dude
When you don't know what day it is, every day is The Day of the Dude.
"Is this a...What day is this?" You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday? Do you?
Have a Dude Day
The smiley face done up in an easygoing, what day is this kind of fashion.
Ralphs is the store where the Dude buys his half and half, and where Walter buys a can of Folger's coffee to put Donnie's ashes in.The actual number and name (Jeffrey Lebowski) from the Dude's only form of identification.
The Dude's Value Club Card
Is there a Ralphs around here? Is this your only form of identification?
Show the world that you're an ordained minister at the Church of the Latter Day Dude
Ordained Minister
Show the world that you're an ordained minister at the Church of the Latter Day Dude
Show the world that you're a "Dudeist Priest"
Dudeist Priest
Show the world that you're a "Dudeist Priest"
The Day of the Dude is the annual Dudeist holiday. How do you celebrate? Just take it easy, mankind.
The Day of the Dude 2011
Celebrate the Day of the Dude this March 6th in style!

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