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Get to the fucking point, I always say. And 9 times out of 10 the point is UP YOURS. For the man with no time for bullshit, this graphic Tshirt says it all. The perfect gift for the perfect asshole: DirtyDogma's Up Yours tee.
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9 times out of 10, UP YOURS says it all.
Do you rock? Do those around you suck cock? Tell it like it is with this uniquely wicked tee, designed to piss off all the right people. You know you want to.
I ROCK. YOU SUCK.
Piss off all the right people. You know you want to.
This cute, yet twisted bondage tee is for all you rope freaks in Pervert Country. It's wrong in so many ways, your woman will need that bloodhound's nose to sniff her way back to moral decency. For best effect, wear this BDSM T-shirt near rabid feminists.
PUPPY LOVE BDSM
Best worn in the company of rabid feminists.
Which is the stronger sex? This front/back cartoon Tshirt puts that question to rest. To lay eyes on this revelation of horror and not feel the pain of men everywhere would take a cold, heartless bitch. Only the human female has what it takes.
ALL WOMEN DO NOT SUFFER
FROM A CRUEL, SADISTIC NATURE...
You almost need a blind girlfriend to walk down the street with, to deserve this fucking pimp Tshirt! But really, ANY girlfriend will do.
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It's fine to be a swine.
There's nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game. It's easy. All you need is a credit card to buy this cynical, derisive, spoof Tshirt.
ALL YOU NEED IS CASH
There's nothing you can do that can't be done...
When all's said and done, the only thing that makes human relationships possible is MUTUAL RESPECT. Show your consideration with this funny, sporty, sexy hockey Tshirt. She deserves to know you care.
LOVE THE GAME. FUCK THE DAME.
Healthy relationships hinge on MUTUAL RESPECT.
"Walk softly," it has been said, "and carry a big stick." ...Or you could sport a slight limp, and wear this illustrated Tshirt. That ought to send the right message.
GIANT
Walk softly, and carry a big stick.
Robin: "I'd sure like to pack that momma's snatch fulla he-jelly. Why don't you gimme the keys to the batmobile an' I'll drive it up her hershey highway. Man, I just wanna mash her potatoes right up and drive her kids to school in the morning... (more)"
HOLY MILF AND COOKIES, BAT-MAN!
Our favorite comic Tee rewards closer observation.
"Do not try to lower the honey's guard. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: she HAS no guard. Then you'll see that it is not the honey who yields, it is only yourself." The Boner Tshirt: if you happen to be the ONE.
I CHOSE THE BLUE PILL.
Bigger. Better. Boner.
DirtyDogma's DoggyStyle Tshirt. Go ahead, take a closer look. Put that image in your pipe, dear boy, and smoke it slowly. Then tell me what sex position it is. Best worn in the company of stoned, poodle-owning nymphos.
AUTHENTIC DOGGY STYLE ACTION!
You know you want it, bitch.
This sexy, 70s-style, funky tee has a nice twist. It shouts, "FUNK" and "SOUL" and "LOVE," but whispers, "look like this, and I'll pound you like that." Maybe even, "...and then my friends will pound you some more." Subliminal I say.
LOVE COACH... 'bout to TRAIN yo' ass!
This sexy, 70s-style, funky tee has a nice twist.
Exhausted men everywhere: UNITE! Had enough of women taking your dick for granted? Sick of horny chicks only focusing on your sexy body? Don't be a victim! Let your voice be heard with this unique spoof T shirt from DirtyDogma.
STOP SEXUAL OBJECTIFICATION OF MEN
NOW! Even dicks have feelings!
Introducing DirtyDogma's Deeper Love Tshirt, for those hard-to-reach places. The perfect gift for the shallow lover.
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Find a deeper love.
The perfect item to wear while your bitch is on the rag! Mellow her right out. Good for wearing to your future or current in-laws' place too. Let them know you're flexible and cooperative. DirtyDogma's Obnoxious Tshirt: be an obedient doggie.
MY BITCH TOLD ME TO CHANGE
MY OBNOXIOUS SHIRT. So I did.
Oedipus schmedipus, there's nothing like a hot MILF. Introducing the quintessential MILF Tshirt for aficionados. My my! How can I resist you?
MAMMA MIA! Here I cum again!
Oedipus schmedipus, nothing beats a hot MILF.
Sad but true, as you will observe from all the bloody maxipads hurled at you when you walk down the street wearing this misogynistic, wicked Tshirt. Fun idea: bring a sack full of used condoms as return compliments.
JUST BECAUSE SHE BLEEDS,
DOESN'T MEAN SHE HAS A HEART.
If you never hear the moronic opinion of another cop, parking attendant, priest or similar dickweed in your life, will it be too fucking soon? Give them your unadorned reply with this badass tshirt. Like, don't even remove your headphones.
HERE'S an idea... GO FUCK YOURSELF.
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...as women seem to cast their pearls before them at every opportunity. Man-pigs are so out, they're in. Introducing the Fine Swine Tshirt: this season's edgiest fashion statement.
IT'S FINE TO BE A SWINE.
Women cast their pearls before them consistently.
If you had a penny for every time some tweaked, toasted, blitzed western asshole tourist uttered these famous last words, you could probably afford to buy this cartoon tee -- absolutely the must-have fashion item for visits to rural mainland China.
All right, Sung-Li, you kinky bitch, I give up!
What happens to bad boys like me in this country?
It pays to advertise. You never know: this man-slut Tshirt may even get you a free blow job.
MAN MEAT. ALL YOU CAN EAT.
It pays to advertise.
That is, after all, what babes are for. I mean, why waste a good babe?! The perfect item for that beach trip, ocean cruise, or similar destination crawling with prime trim. Declare your honorable intentions with this sexy shirt, from $18.99.
I SWEAR TO SHAG THE WHOLE BABE...
...and nothing but the babe.
Say what you've always wanted to say, without actually saying it. For the perfect parting insult: the Kiss My Ass T-shirt. She'll get the picture.
FRANKLY, MY DEAR...
Kiss My Ass!
Are you pro or anti? It won't make a lick of difference to the shocked average viewer of your brand new cunnilingus Tshirt. Warning: may induce oral fixation and/or damnation.
CUNNILINGUS IS FOR PUSSIES.
Warning: may induce oral fixation and/or damnation.
Not for the faint of heart (or tight of sphincter), this cartoon tee gets down to the bottom of those kinky, deviant, indecent appetites and asks that most terrifying of questions: "can you take it up the ass without being gay?"
ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?
Not for the faint of heart, or tight of sphincter.
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