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Detour Designables is a t-shirt shop for everyone. We specialize in funny t-shirts for guys and girls, retro vintage styles, one of a kind pop culture inspired tees, and entertainment inspired shirts. You won’t find these designs anywhere else.

There are lots of reasons why 21 and Guns go together. 21 gun salute. You should be 21 to own a gun. And the new song by Green Day, 21 Guns. Great gift for the gun geek.

Do you love pizza? We do too. Show your love for the supreme pizza with this design. 2 slices of pizza that make a heart.

Everyone has seen 6 sided dice. But how about a 20 sided one? If you have used a 20 side dice you are probably a geek. That's how you roll.

That's How I Roll

What is Bazinga? It's a catchy phrase you say after you prank someone. Gotcha.

The suit just makes everything special. Tonight could be Legendary, you better be prepared.

If you want to get your Dad something special for Father's Day this is it. You won't find this (beer label inspired) shirt anywhere. Let your father know he is a genuine original. Cheers.

World's Greatest Dad

Do you say awesome too much? Is everything awesome? You could be Captain Awesome. Making the world more awesome, one day at a time.

Captian Awesome

For people who love New York, the big apple. Whether you live in the big city or if you just love to visit. A great gift for anyone.

Winning is the new catch phrase. Everyone can be a winner. Get this sports version of winning.

Gear up for Summer with this surfboard summer design. Nothing says summer like the beach and surfing.

Have you seen my stapler? Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler. Yeah, sounds like somebody has the case of the Mondays.

If fonts were dogs, Eurostile Bold Extended would be a Bulldog. Helvetica a German Shephard. Comic Sans would be a mess.

Many people think that it was the Hawaiians that started surfing. Maybe it was the dinosaurs. Now that is old school.

In all Slap Bets, a Slap Bet Commissioner must be appointed. The Slap Bet Commissioner must be someone fair and unbiased, someone kind hearted but not afraid to rule with an iron wrist.

Slap Bet Commissioner

Are you a gangsta rapper? Need to make a music video? The best place.. on a boat. I'm on a boat, yo!

PI rate. Everybody loves a pirate. Now geeks and nerds can have a good pirate shirt too. Show your love for PI. PI Arggggh Squared.

Skadoosh is the act of being surprised or cheated. So when you give someone a surprise panda kick to the head you can tell them Skadoosh.

There are a list of rules that every bro should live by. This is bro code. Learn it. Live it. Help a brother out.

There was this show on TV where people were lost on a crazy mysterious island for months, but it seemed like years. 6 of them got off. Then they have to go back. Back to the island. Would you go back?

We Have To Go Back

It's a funny rhyming phrase we've heard before. Probably from a cartoon. It means every thing is hunky dory. Get the Okey Dokey Artichokey T-Shirt here.

Some people work out and have the nice body to show for it. Other people play video games and have a different kind of body to show for it. This design is for them.

Body By Video Games

If you grew up in the 80s you'll recognize this. We cleaned up the lines and made it less pixelated. Great for the classic video gamer. Power up with the 1up Mushroom t-shirt.

Remember that geometry problem with the triangle and you had to find x? Who knew that the answer was so easy.

This one is for the super nerd. If you get this Ferrous Wheel design you are a special kind of smart.

This is a like a bulls eye target that people shot at. It's kind of hypnotic. Kind of retro too.

It is the sign of the times. If you ever text messaged on a cell phone than you know what BFF means. We made this one for all the cell phone buddies. Who knows maybe you could get a new BFF if you buy one of these.

In case of a Zombie epidemic you need to be prepared. Make sure you have some zombie repellent. Also known as a shotgun or boom stick.

Zombie Repellent

Remember the 80s when everything was so colorful. Classic 80s music and neon lights.

For the Sci-Fi fan. Let everyone know that you have some strong force. They'll believe you.

The Force Is Strong

Relax. Don't do it. At least that's what Frankie says. You should listen.

Frankie Says Relax

Everybody needs a hug. If you wear this shirt you might get one. Get a hug and feel better.

This saying was first made popular on TV, but know it is more well known for being said by Sloth. It's a 80s thing.

Don't let the 1997 revision fool you. All of us who saw the original knows that Han Shot First.

You are the master of not only the possible, but the impossible. You are the master of the possimpible. Get your possimpible tees here.

Master Of The Possimpible

Why save Ferris? He's sick in bed. Or is he? Either way it's cool to help.

What does the double rainbow mean? Is it magical? OMG We may never know what it means, but it's awesome.

Why do they call it a Royale with Cheese? Because of the metric system? They don't use pounds in Europe.

Royale With Cheese

Giraffes Rock. They are like dragons without the wings, scales and fire breathing.

A pop culture comeback line with a retro 80s style. It's Awesome. That's what she said.

That's What She Said

Do you have a friend that tells you things everyone knows? They point out the obvious. Then they are Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious

Get a clue. Both mustard and a knife can be found in a kitchen. Coincidence? or Evidence? Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with The Knife. It just makes sense.

Colonel Mustard

If you want to retire in Florida, Del Boca Vista Phase II condos is the place. It a retirement community where older people go to die. Don't miss the early bird special.

A saying as old as the Christmas Story. The coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple dog dare. I tripe dog dare you to wear this shirt.

Triple Dog Dare

It's a certain person's catch phrase. It's very popular, even though we really don't know what it means.

Domo Arigato means "Thank you" in Japanese. It should also remind you of robots dancing if you lived in the 80s.

The 80s brought us some many things. Breakdancing, video games, great music and more. If you were born between 1980 and 1989 then you were also made in the 80's. This made in the 80s T-Shirt is for you.

Made In The 80s

The real title of this design was I Shuriken Ninjas, but we thought that not too many people would get it.

If you grew up in the 80s you'll love this design. Redesigned to look even more like the 80s.

Do you know someone that always has drama in their life? Maybe someone that cries or acts silly to get their way? That's a drama queen.

This was a catch phrase back in the 80s. Nowadays, the word is GREEN and your mother is MOTHER EARTH. Go Green.

Word To Your Mother

Trust Me I'm A Ninja

Trust Me I'm A Ninja

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