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A fun store for the slightly skewed. We have crazy t-shirts for kids and adults. Dress for success with a slogan, quote or sarcastic animal. They make great gifts too. Since you have to wear clothes, they might as well be funny t-shirts.
Drunken Leprechauns everywhere are getting ready for their big day with their official Drunken Leprechaun Club t-shirt and large mug of beer. They are ready to party. Everyone is Irish on St. Paddy's Day. Here's to you, you drunken Irishman. Hic.
Drunken Leprechaun Club
The official t-shirt of The
World Association of
Drunken Leprechauns.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Hic. Drink up!
"I believe that apes were once people." By golly, D. Volution may have it right. You and your friends will love the Apes Evolution gear, they make great holiday gifts.
Apes Evolution
Were apes once people?
I know some people that
are clearly devolving
more and more each day.
Evolution or Devolution?
Funny Pig Out will get a laugh for sure. "Who are you calling a pig? Yeah! I'm a PIG! So What! I just inherited big bones, that's all. Which, unfortunately makes me a favorite for soup."
Pig Out
Holiday time, or any time,
it's time to pig out. Pig
Boats are party animals.
Eat, drink, be merry and
lets throw another party!
Politicians sure love to spend money. Our money, on useless stuff. Pork barrel spending. I would be happy if they would just fix the roads. Porker, Inc. Washington, D.C., will make a great political gift.
Porker, Inc.
Our Porker, Inc. friend is
here just in time for the next
campaign. Washington, D.C.
is hard at work spending our
money like...pigs.
What do you want? Do you know? We all want something. Is there chocolate involved? Or maybe we just want a funny What Do You Want? t-shirt.
What Do You Want?
What Do You Want? Asks
the perpetual question,
though it may never be
answered. Funny and
sarcastic saying all at once.
Yes, we know that a lot of people could use a good neck wringing, but we must exercise control or they will put us in jail. The No Strangling prohibition sign encourages us to keep repeating to ourselves, "I will not strangle anyone today." It might work.
No Strangling
No Strangling prohibition
sign reminds us to control
our natural instincts.
No strangling is allowed
no matter how justified.
We've sent China whole occupations, they send us dangerous tainted products. They seem to be trying to out bid the Arabs in the takeover of this country. America may soon be a wholly owned subsidiary of The People's Republic of China. Funny politics.
America China
Are you ready for the
'Chinese Takeover'.
You know its coming.
America China, or will
it be China America?
An extraterrestrial union has been formed, the AAU, Angry Aliens United, and vaporization of all annoying people will begin soon. Obey the Angry Aliens United while you're still living. Or Die Earthling!
Angry Aliens United
This is the official t-shirt for
the Angry Aliens United
Union. The illegal space
aliens have unionized and
they don't like us.
Real Alley Cats never choke while bowling and gutter balls are not part of their vocabulary. These alley cats are not afraid of dark alleys.
Alley Cats
Alley Cats play to win.
No gutter balls here.
Real Alley Cats are
'professional' bowlers.
They're real keglers.
We all know grumps. "Hey, who's that grumpy person in my mirror?" Why, it's a Grumpy Tiger. But why is it in my mirror? But I know for sure, that this Grumpy Tiger is not a morning person and wants COFFEE!
Grumpy Tiger
Don't annoy the tiger.
He's not very happy.
Don't make it worse.
Get the Grumpy Tiger
some coffee.
Disappointed in the selection of candidates? The Disappointment Party is a breath of fresh air. Spread the word, we finally found a political party that does what it says...nothing! This party has never met any expectations, so this will be real CHANGE.
Disappointment Party
Tired of being disappointed
with our elected candidates?
The Disappointment Party
is for you. They make no
campaign promises. Honestly.
Nose Pickers! Did they ever hear about tissues? Apparently not! Why bother when they have all those fingers available to clean out the boogers. This is real spring cleaning. Gross, but what the heck. Nose Pickers know what feels good.
Nose Picker
We all know them. And
we probably love them.
Nose Pickers! They're all
over the place, and they
keep those fingers busy.
For folks that are anti-incumbent and sick of the political spin and the corporate shenanigans. Politicians may think we're Idiots, but we don't have to keep voting for the same clowns each year. We could write in a vote. Anyone but the usual banditos.
Idiots
They Must Think We're
Idiots. The candidates must
think we're idiots. Funny
campaign slogan for all of
the anti-incumbents voters.
You've heard about the Fish That Got Away? Here he is. He's looking for some new digs. Even fish need a change of menu now and then and this fish is making his escape. Maybe he is just sick of eating fish. Maybe he wants meat, or chocolate.
Fish That Got Away
This is the original Fish
That Got Away. And here's
why. This fish needed to
get a good meal. Good
food is hard to find.
Bowling Blowout: knocking down all but one pin? It's all relative to which pin on the alley you are. This poor guy seems to be the only casualty of war. Bowling is not for the faint of heart if you're a Pinhead, it may be your worst nightmare.
Bowling Blowout
The funny Bowling
Blowout clearly shows
the trauma that Pinheads
experience in dark
bowling alleys at night.
Can we trust illegal space aliens? Do you want to be the first guinea pig? I think not. You have to be careful around green space aliens. The No Illegal Space Aliens Allowed prohibition sign gives fair warning.
No Space Aliens
No Illegal Space Aliens
are allowed on planet
Earth. Violators will be
vaporized. Space Aliens
have to stay home.
Vote For None Of The Above at the voting polls this election. Enforce TERM LIMITS with or with out a constitutional amendment. Writing in a vote? How much worse could it be?
Vote For None Of The Above
Only you can throw the bums
out! Vote For None Of The
Above. How much worse
could it be? Really. Great
'Term Limits Now' slogan.
Funny Fish Hook cartoon provides great comic relief for when the fish just aren't biting. "What the...who does this belong to?" Well no one wants to find a hook in their lip...do they? Of course not! This fish is mad!
Fish Hook
The fish doesn't think
the Fish Hook in his lip is
very funny. "Who does this
fish hook belong to?"
This fish isn't biting.
Sometimes we just need a break from all of the bright lights around us. "Please go away!" "You!" "Yes, you!" "Go!" "Away!" "Now!" And of course the funny Go Away slogan is great for any political incumbent. They never know when it's time to leave.
Go Away!
Tired of some people?
"Go Away! It's time to go,
really. You! Yes, you. Go
Away!" Funny and sarcastic
saying, but no results.
Frogs are green, St. Patrick's Day is Green, money is green...gee, the list is endless. Let's all toast the color GREEN with Smyth, the Always Green Frog. <br>Yeah, Erin Go Bragh to you too baby!
Always Green Frog
Here's to St. Paddy's Day.
Frogs of America...drink
up. Show your Irish spirit
with Ireland's Symth, the
Always Green Frog.
The Monkey Thieves from the East are robbing tourists blind. They want your money and all of your stuff. Nothing like being held up by Monkey Thieves. Should we laugh or cry?
Monkey Thieves
Monkey Thieves From
the East are traumatizing
the tourists. These banditos
are stealing everything
that's not nailed down.
We can sleep well at night, assured that our extraterrestrial Space Cops are on duty. They'll keep the illegal space aliens on their own planet or they will vaporize them.
Alien Space Cop
The Alien Space Cops
are on duty keeping the
universe safe from illegal
space aliens. Space aliens
should be very afraid.
The National Council of Easter Bunnies will have a fit with The Evil Easter Bunny sullying their reputation. "Get Your own chocolate!" What a brat! Pity the poor little kid that comes in contact with The Evil Easter Bunny.
Evil Easter Bunny
The Evil Easter Bunny
is a selfish little brat.
He won't share any of
his Easter chocolate.
"Get Your Own candy."
This lion is the King of Grumps. Grumpy Lion gives fair warning to the uninformed victims in our path. "Not Now! Or suffer my wrath!" Our grumpy friends and coworkers will relate to this guy.
Grumpy Lion
You want what? Not
Now! Go Away!
This Grumpy Lion
expresses your
need for coffee...NOW!
"You Dirty Rat!" What bad attitudes. These two really <strong><em>are</em></strong> dirty rats. They live in a garbage can for goodness sake. But they are ready to party and celebrate, since 2008 is their big year, The Year Of The Rat!
You Dirty Rat
The Year Of The Rat is
here. Finally! "Who are
you calling a Dirty Rat?"
Shiesh! Nasty, nasty
name calling rodents.
Mousetraps are no match for a sufficiently determined cheese connoisseur. Do you know one? Are you one? This Mouse and Cheese are inseparable. CHEESE! It's what's for dinner. Mice know that cheese is to die for, although they are not generally suicidal.
Mouse and Cheese
Mouse and Cheese
are inseparable.
CHEESE! It's to
die for! No trap can
stop this mouse.
Some of us are masters at screwing things up. And there is an endless supply of things to screw up. Alas, so little time. We're Never Too Old To Really Screw Things Up slogan will make us all laugh. It'll be a proverb one day. You'll see.
Never Too Old
We're never too old to
screw things up, age
has seems to improve
this ability. Painfully true
but funny saying.
Valentine Cupid will be sure to find the right love match for you. Doesn't he look like a professional? This is the only hit man that you'll ever need. Cupid never misses his Valentine target and satisfaction is guaranteed. He's a Love Machine.
Valentine Cupid
Looking for a love match?
Valentine Cupid is for Hire!
Cupid is a master marksman.
When he shots his arrow he
next misses his Valentine.
But Wait There's More. If you call now we'll give you the best and last mop you'll ever buy. (Except that it wore out in six months.) Infomercials! We fall for them all.
But Wait
But wait, we have
another scam, more
annoying political ads,
more experts that have
too darn much to say.
Where is he going anyway? Do dogs really know where they are going? They do love traveling. But most people don't really know where they are going, so why should their dogs?
Gotta Go Dog
When you gotta go,
you gotta go. This dog
really has to go. Where
are these crazy dogs
always running off to?
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