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Humorous Science Shirts
Herein you'll find satirical t-shirt designs on topics including stargazing, physics, chemistry, and mathematics. See if you can get the humor, and often get the point.
This funny college Chemist shirt design shows a bubbling flask of some dubious concoction and a caption that says: "Chemists are Just Sloppy Physicists." Perfect for any chemistry or science student.
Chemists Are Sloppy Physicists
This whimsical student humor shirt design shows a bubbling flask of some dubious concoction and a caption that says: "Chemists are Just Sloppy Physicists." Perfect for any chemistry or science student.
This funny college humor t-shirt and coffee mug design gives an important Chemistry 101 lesson. "Don't drink the H2SO4." That's the chemical formula for sulfuric acid, of course.
Don't Drink The H2SO4
Here's a hilarious college science shirt design that reminds you of that smelly chemistry class. Remember the time consuming chemistry labs and lessons learned? Like hydrogen sulfide smells terrible, and don't drink the H2SO4.
This comical college lifestyle design says: "Chemists Corrode Everything." The words "Corrode Everything" seem to be eroding.
Corrosive Chemists
If you accidentally burned holes in your chemistry lab book as I did, then you know what this sarcastic college lifestyle shirt design is trying to say. "Chemists Corrode Everything."
If you are majored in chemistry, then proudly wear this humorous chemistry shirt design, which uses a pointing thumb gesture to indicate the wearer is a chemistry major.
Chemistry Major
If you are majoring in chemistry, then let people know with this humorous chemistry shirt design, which uses a pointing thumb gesture to indicate the wearer is a chemistry major.
This hilarious chemistry shirt design says: "I LOVE Chemistry. (Except ... For All Those Smelly Chemicals)." If you've taken chemistry, you get the message.
Chemistry Lover
Most chemistry students have felt the sentiments stated on this whimsical college lifestyle shirt design. It says: "I LOVE Chemistry. (Except ... For All Those Smelly Chemicals)."
This zany college chemistry t-shirt and mug design shows puckered red lips, and says: "Kiss Me! It's Okay, I'm A Chemist." Use the design to create some positive chemistry in your life.
Kiss Me Chemist
Create some positive chemistry with this nifty Kiss Me Chemist t-shirt and mug design. Showing puckered red lips, it says: "Kiss Me! It's Okay, I'm A Chemist." Spice up the life of friend with this cute design.
This "Physics Cheat Shirt" is a cool college lifestyle shirt that's loaded with Newton's equations of motion. A great design for physics teachers and physics students. Maybe you shouldn't wear it to class.
Physics Cheat Shirt
No more scribbling physics equations on your hand before the final test -- just use this "Physics Cheat Shirt," a nifty college lifestyle t-shirt design for physics students.
Here's a humorous gravity sucks shirt design to help you get Newton's gravity equation firmly placed in your head. It shows the gravity equation with a gravity warp design for that memory reinforcement. Get a laugh out of your interest in the physics.
Gravity Equation
This funny science t-shirt design is an easy way to remember Isaac Newton's gravity equation. It's complete with the equation and a graphic of a gravity well.
This nifty physics shirt design gives a humorous Physics 101 lesson. It says: "Physics 101. It's Not The Fall That Gets You. It's The Huge dv/dt At The Bottom." That's the sudden stop, of course.
The Physics Of Falling
Remember physics class and all those motion equations? This whimsical physics 101 shirt design makes use an equation to comically show that it's not the fall that gets you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom.
This witty black hole t-shirt design shows a graphical depiction of a black hole from a collapsed star. It carries the very appropriate warning -- "Don't Go In There!". Of course if you do, you'll never come out.
Event Horizon Warning
This comical event horizon shirt design shows one critical thing about a collapsed black hole -- DON"T GO IN THERE.
This funny physics student humor t-shirt and coffee mug design pokes fun a the way physicists speak. It says: "All Hypotheses Are True ... To A First Approximation."
Physics Hypothesis
This humorous college science shirt design says: "Physics 101. All Hypotheses Are True ... To A First Approximation." It seemed that way when I took college physics.
Show off your college major with this amusing physics shirt design. It shows a pointing thumb gesture to point to the wearer, and carries the big label: "Physics Major."
Physics Major
Wear this comical physics shirt design to show that you're a proud college physics major. It shows a pointing thumb gesture to point to the wearer.
This humorous physics shirt design says: "Physicists Are Just Sloppy Mathematicians." It gives the example: "Pi = 3 ... To A First Approximation." The symbol for Pi is used instead of the word.
Physicists and Sloppy Math
This zany physics shirt design carries the old saying: "Physicists Are Just Sloppy Mathematicians." It gives the example: "Pi = 3 ... To A First Approximation."
This humorous physics black hole shirt design shows an unfortunate smiley face being sucked into a black hole. The caption says: "Up Close Black Holes Really Suck."
Black Holes Suck
This humorous physics shirt design says unequivocally that "Up Close, Black Holes Really Suck!" An unfortunate smiley face is seen being sucked into a black hole.
This witty physics shirt says: "I LOVE Physics. (Except ... For All Those Laws)." Wouldn't it be a much easier subject without all those laws?
Physics Lover
For the science student is this sarcastic physics shirt. It says: "I LOVE Physics. (Except ... For All Those Laws)." Don't they just ruin it for everyone?
This cool physics t-shirt and coffee mug design speaks to the complexity of quantum physics as it says: "If Heisenberg Was Uncertain, How The Heck Should I Know?"
Uncertainty Makes Me Uncertain
This hilarious physics t-shirt and coffee mug design is loaded with big question marks as it says: "If Heisenberg Was Uncertain, How The Heck Should I Know?"
This funny college humor t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "Just Think How Much Simpler Quantum Physics Would Be If Schrodinger Hadn't Had A Cat."
The Darned Quantum Cat
If you've been confounded by the Schrodinger's Cat enigma, then you'll love this zany physics shirt design. It says: "Just Think How Much Simpler Quantum Physics Would Be If Schrodinger Hadn't Had A Cat."
This cute Kiss Me college dating t-shirt or mug design shows a luscious red pucker, and says: "Kiss Me! It's Okay, I'm A Physicist." It's bound to help you create some opposite charge attraction.
Kiss Me Physicist
Stir up some opposite charge attraction with this witty Kiss Me Physicist t-shirt or mug design. Showing a luscious red pucker, it says: "Kiss Me! It's Okay, I'm A Physicist."
This whimsical physics shirt pocket emblem and mug design looks like a metallic badge, and says: "Laws Of Physics Enforcer." For certain, around you people will obey the laws of physics.
Physics Badge
Here's your pseudo-official laws of physics badge. This amusing physics shirt pocket emblem and mug design looks like a metallic badge, and says: "Laws Of Physics Enforcer."
This hilarious stargazer shirt design shows a depiction of the "Big Bang." Offering a quick course in the creation of the universe, it says: "Cosmology 101. BANG. Any Questions?" The expanding word BANG is over an image of a big explosion.
Cosmology 101
This cool cosmology t-shirt design, titled "Cosmology 101," gives a quick course on the Big Bang. It says: "Cosmology 101. BANG! Any Questions?" The word "bang" is backed by an image of a big explosion.
This zany astronomer shirt design shows an observatory with a gigantic telescope that's way too big for its housing. The caption says: "I Suffer From Aperture Fever."
Aperture Fever Large Telescope
Aperture fever is the affliction suffered by most astronomers -- that is, the desire for a bigger telescope. This humorous stargazer t-shirt design shows the condition comically and completely.
This funny stargazer shirt design shows a rickety old telescope with Moon in the background. It's a metaphor for the old, retired stargazers. It's titled "StarGeezer."
Stargeezer Old Telescope
If you're old (like me) and love gazing at the stars through your binoculars or telescope, then you'll love this comical astronomy shirt design, specially made for the senior citizen astronomer.
This comical astronomy shirt design gives a simple Astronomy 101 lesson for budding astronomers. It says: "Wait Until Dark. Look Up." An image of an upward pointing index finger adds additional instruction.
Astronomy 101 (Look Up)
How do you begin a hobby in Astronomy? Simple. This funny stargazer shirt design shows the answer with a simple Astronomy 101 lesson: "Look Up!"
This funny astronomy shirt design shows the famous radio telescope that discovered the Big Bang microwave radiation. The caption says: "Radio Astronomy 101. Listen UP!"
Radio Astronomy 101
This humorous cosmology shirt design shows the two main steps to radio astronomy. Get a radio telescope (the famous one that's shown discovered the Big Bang radiation). Then -- Listen UP!
This humorous astronomy shirt design looks like the intro title to a Science Fiction Movie. It says, with a grand, trailing-off font: "STARGEEZER." Perfect for the senior citizen stargazer, moon watcher, or amateur astronomer you know.
Stargeezer
Here's a witty stargazer shirt design for you elderly astronomers. If you have a telescope, are long in the tooth, and love star gazing, then you are a "Stargeezer."
This whimsical astronomy shirt design shows a pair of binoculars pointed at a sweeping comet. The caption says: "Because You Have Two Eyes, Right?" Any astronomer who enjoys using binoculars for stargazing will love this design.
Binocular Astronomy
This amusing astronomy shirt design answers the question: "Why use binoculars for astronomy?" Because you have two eyes, right? Perfect for any astronomy who loves their binoculars.
This whimsical astronomy shirt design goes "Bigger Is Better" one better. It shows a gigantic telescope protruding from its undersized observatory dome. A rope ladder drops from the telescope eyepiece. The caption says: "Humongous Is Better."
Humongous Telescope
For many amateur astronomers, bigger (telescope-wise) is definitely better. For them is this amusing astronomy shirt design which shows a gargantuan telescope and the title: "Humongous Is Better."
This "Tycho Crater" astronomy design is an actual photograph of Tycho taken with my 6 inch Newtonian telescope. Tycho crater is one of my favorite Lunar features. If it is one of yours also, I welcome you to this design.
Tycho Crater
This is an image of Tycho crater taken with my 6 inch Newtonian telescope. If Tycho is one of your favorites, as it is mine, here's a design for you.
This "Big Bang Smoking Gun" astronomy design depicts the famous radio telescope used to detect the background radiation remnant from the Big Bang. Get this as a tribute to the great breakthrough that transformed cosmology.
Big Bang Smoking Gun
The famous radio telescope depicted on this science t-shirt design was used to detect the famous background radiation of the Big Bang, often referred to as the Smoking Gun.
This colorful astronomy shirt design is a hypothetical view of the gas Giant Jupiter as it might appear from the surface of the fiery moon Io. It's a grand tribute to our biggest planet.
Jupiter From Io
This colorful Jupiter digital art shirt design is a hypothetical view of Jupiter from it's volcanic ridden moon Io.
This witty college major t-shirt shows a thumb in a pointing gesture, indicating proudly that the wearer is an astronomy major.
Astronomy Major
This humorous college astronomy t-shirt gives a thumbs up gesture to the wearer for being an astronomy major.
For the Dobsonian telescope lover, here's an awesome astronomer shirt and mug design that shows a regal DOB image, with the caption: "I Love My DOB."
Love My DOB
For the Dobsonian telescope lover, here's a comical astronomer shirt and mug design that shows an elegant DOB image, with the caption: "I Love My DOB."
This amusing astronomer shirt design shows a tiny telescope sitting in the palm of a hand, with the caption: "It's Not The Size, But How You Use It." Perfect for the small telescope enthusiast.
Little Scope Big Vision
This satirical astronomer shirt design shows a tiny telescope sitting in the palm of a hand, with the caption: "It's Not The Size, But How You Use It." Any small telescope enthusiast will want it.
This cool stargazer t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "Give Me A REFRACTOR Or Give Me Death. (Well, Maybe A DOB.) Just the gift for those astronomers dedicated to their refractors.
Give Me A Refractor
This funny astronomy t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "Give Me A REFRACTOR Or Give Me Death. (Well, Maybe A DOB.)
This awesome astronomy t-shirt and coffee mug design is for that amateur astronomer devoted to his or her Schmidt Cassegrain Telescope (SCT). It shows a depiction of an SCT pointed at the cosmos.
Me And My SCT
This inspiring astronomy t-shirt and coffee mug design is for that astronomer devoted to his or her Schmidt Cassegrain Telescope (SCT). It shows a depiction of an SCT pointed at the cosmos.
This cool astronomy shirt and mug design shows several popular telescope types, and has the caption: "Choose Your Weapon!" An ideal gift for astronomers.
Choose Your Astronomy Weapon
This zany astronomy shirt and mug design shows an array of favorite telescope types, and has the caption: "Choose Your Weapon!" A great gift for any astronomer.
This dynamite astronomer shirt pocket emblem is perfect for the astronomer who prefers to do his stargazing with a refractor. It says: "Astronomer," and has a depiction of a refractor telescope.
Refractor Astronomer
This witty astronomer shirt pocket emblem is perfect for the astronomer who prefers to do his stargazing with a refractor. It says: "Astronomer," and has a depiction of a refractor telescope.
This dandy astronomy shirt pocket and mug design shows a neat depiction of the popular SCT telescope, with the label: "Astronomer." A perfect gift for any astronomer.
SCT Astronomer
This nifty astronomy shirt pocket and mug design shows an awesome depiction of the popular SCT telescope, with the label: "Astronomer." An ideal gift for any astronomer.
This comical stargazer shirt pocket and mug design shows a neat depiction of the popular DOB telescope, with the label: "Astronomer." Dobsonian enthusiasts will love it.
DOB Astronomer
This dandy stargazer shirt pocket and mug design shows a neat depiction of the popular Dobsonian telescope, with the label: "Astronomer." DOB enthusiasts will love it.
This amusing stargazer t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "I LOVE Astronomy. (Except ... For All Those STARS.)" A great amusing gift for any stargazer.
Astronomy Lover
This witty astronomer t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "I LOVE Astronomy. (Except ... For All Those STARS.)"
This humorous astronomer t-shirt and mug design says: "Give Me An SCT Or Give Me Death. (Or, Maybe A DOB.)" A gift any stargazer who uses an SCT will find hilarious.
Give Me An SCT
This witty astronomer t-shirt and mug design says: "Give Me An SCT Or Give Me Death. (Or, Maybe A DOB.)" A great gift for the stargazer you know who loves the venerable SCT telescope.
Here's a humorous astronomy t-shirt and mug design for us contented citizens of the Milky Way galaxy. It shows a waving galactic flag and the caption: "MILKY WAY. Love It Or Leave It."
Milky Way Citizen
This witty astronomy t-shirt and mug design plays on a common patriotic message. It shows a waving galactic flag and the caption: "MILKY WAY. Love It Or Leave It."
This nifty astronomer t-shirt and mug design is for the astronomy fanatic. With an image of a Dobsonian telescope, it says: "Fell In Love. Got Married. Discovered Astronomy. Bought A Scope. Fell In Love. Still HAVE My Scope."
Astronomy Fanatic
Here's a witty stargazer t-shirt and mug design for the astronomy fanatic. With an image of a Dobsonian telescope, it says: "Fell In Love. Got Married. Discovered Astronomy. Bought A Scope. Fell In Love. Still HAVE My Scope."
This amusing stargazer t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "Do Astronomy With A Refractor. If God Had Wanted Us To Use Reflectors, He'd Have Given Us Cassegrain Eyeballs."
Refractor Mantra
This funny stargazer t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "Do Astronomy With A Refractor. If God Had Wanted Us To Use Reflectors, He'd Have Given Us Cassegrain Eyeballs."
This whimsical astronomer t-shirt and coffee mug design says: "ASTRONOMY. Awesome With A Refractor." The design includes an awestruck stargazer peering through a telescope. An ideal design for your next star party.
Awesome Refractor
Many dedicated refractor enthusiasts agree with this hilarious astronomer t-shirt and coffee mug design, which says: "ASTRONOMY. Awesome With A Refractor." The design includes an awestruck caricature gazing through a telescope.
This humorous astronomy t-shirt and mug design shows an awestruck smiley face peering through a big SCT telescope, with the caption: "ASTRONOMY. Awesome With An SCT." Perfect for when you take your Schmidt Cassegrain to the next star party.
Awesome SCT
Astronomers who love their SCT telescopes will love this whimsical astronomer t-shirt and mug design. It shows an awestruck happy face peering through a big SCT, with the caption: "ASTRONOMY. Awesome With An SCT."
This whimsical astronomy t-shirt and mug design, like any dedicated amateur astronomer, says: "ASTRONOMY. Awesome With A DOB." The design includes a spellbound smiley face peering into a Dobsonian telescope.
Awesome DOB
Like this satirical stargazer t-shirt and mug design, any dedicated stargazer will tell you: "ASTRONOMY. Awesome With A DOB." The design includes a spellbound happy face peering into a Dobsonian telescope.
Here's a satirical astronomer t-shirt and coffee mug design for the Dobsonian telescope enthusiast. It shows a telescope being carried with a bucket handle. The caption reads: "My Favorite Light Bucket."
Favorite Light Bucket
This humorous stargazer t-shirt and coffee mug design shows a Dobsonian telescope being carried with a bucket handle. The caption reads: "My Favorite Light Bucket."
Here's a popular stargazer shirt and mug design that shows where the action is. It shows an upward pointing thumb and the caption: "ASTRONOMY. The Action's UP THERE!"
Astronomy Action
Here's a great star party shirt and mug design that shows where the action is. It shows an upward pointing thumb and the caption: "ASTRONOMY. The Action's UP THERE!"
This popular Big Bang t-shirt has a pocket emblem that shows a depiction of the famous radio telescope that detected the whispers of the Big Bang.
Bell Telescope
This memorable astronomy t-shirt has a pocket emblem that shows a depiction of the famous radio telescope that detected the whispers of the Big Bang.
This comical Pluto shirt and mug design teases astronomers who downgraded poor Pluto to a Dwarf Planet. It says: "Pluto Has FOUR Moons. Earth Has Only One. Who's Calling Who A Dwarf Planet?"
Dwarf Planet?
This humorous astronomy shirt and mug design turns the table on astronomers. It says: "Pluto Has FOUR Moons. Earth Has Only One. Who's Calling Who A Dwarf Planet?"
Here's a comical start party shirt and mug design that shows a basic astronomy book backed by a big Dobsonian telescope. The open book says: "Wait Until Dark. Look Up."
Astronomy By The Book
Here's a funny astronomy shirt and mug design that shows a basic astronomy book backed by a big Dobsonian telescope. The open book says: "Wait Until Dark. Look Up."
This creepy college biology shirt design shows a giant, creepy cockroach, and has the caption: "Entomology Bugs Me!"
Entomology Bugs Me
As this witty biology shirt design suggests, I like Entomology, except for one little thing. All those creepy bugs!
This whimsical biology shirt design uses pseudo-Latin to label the image of a disgusting cockroach. Below the disturbing image of the giant cockroach is the label: "Insectus Vulgarius."
Insectus Vulgarius
It may not be proper Latin, but "Insectus Vulgarius" certainly seems to be a fit description of this witty biology shirt design, complete with a creepy cockroach.
This humorous biology college lifestyle t-shirt gives a thumb's up gesture to designate the proud wearer as a college biology major.
Biology Major
This amusing biology t-shirt uses a wagging thumb gesture to designate the proud wearer as a college biology major.
This comical biology shirt design seems confounded with it's statement: "I LOVE Biology. (Except ... For All Those BUGS)." A great gift for any student in biology.
Biology Lover
For the biology student, how about this sarcastic biology shirt design, which says: "I LOVE Biology. (Except ... For All Those BUGS)."
Display your college major with this witty geology shirt design. It uses a pointing thumb gesture to point to the wearer, and carries the big label: "Geology Major."
Geology Major
Show who you are with this amusing geology shirt design. It uses a thumb's up gesture to point to the wearer, and carries the big label: "Geology Major."
This comical college humor shirt says: "I LOVE Geology. (Except ... For All Those ROCKS)." Kind of gets to the down side of geology, no?
Geology Lover
This sarcastic college humor shirt says: "I LOVE Geology. (Except ... For All Those ROCKS)." Majoring in geology? Then you need this design.
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