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Words to Live By
We're not saying that you live for movies. But the movies have given us some great bits of dialogue that can help us express our deepest thoughts, and Cinema Sideshow puts those thoughts right on your chest.
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." This classic understatement may be applied to many of life's dilemmas. Wear Brody's words, and you'll be protected from all sorts of mishaps that are not -- definitely not -- boating accidents.
Jaws - Bigger Boat
When the going gets tough, the tough acquire larger seagoing vessels.
"Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets." All Travis Bickle wanted was to clean up the city. Sure, it ended in mayhem and bloodshed -- but doesn't every good plan? Show support for urban development with this great shirt!
Taxi Driver - Scum Wash
We're not anti-scum -- we're pro-cleaniness!
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." Show your love for fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love and miracles with this sweet yet cynical shirt.
Princess Bride - Life is Pain
Emo, much? As you wish.
"Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?" Well, probably not -- which is where the humor lies. Unless you actually are a beautiful blonde, and then it's pretty funny, too.
True Romance - Beautiful Blonde
Just be sure you're prepared for the answers you'll get.
"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." Jules' advice to Vincent is profoundly Zen-like, and this T-shirt will show the world that you're one bad mother.
Pulp Fiction - Scary Questions
The T-shirt equivalent of a Royale with cheese.
"All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases. It's all frightfully romantic." It really is, too. That doesn't mean you should kill your mother, though. Salute obsessive love with one of our fabulous shirts.
Heavenly Creatures - Romantic
True love and matricide -- a winning combination.
"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries." We all know the feeling -- Kaylee just said it better than we could. Tell the world that you need some lovin' with this shirt!
Firefly - Nethers
Batteries not included.
'This is the west, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.' Because while truth may be stranger than fiction, it's still usually less interesting. Wear this shirt and boldly declare your preference for fascinating lies over boring truth.
Liberty Valance - Legend
And you wonder why people seem to be getting dumber.
'This is an incredibly romantic moment and you're ruining it for me.' We believe that Andie should have chosen Duckie over Blane -- that's a major appliance, that's not a name! -- but you still have to applaud his grace and dignity.
Pretty in Pink -- Duckie
A shirt for gracious losers everywhere.
'Where do you think we'd be if everyone went around making up their own steps?' It would be anarchy, dammit! And, well, we're kind of in favor of that. So dance to your own samba while wearing this radical shirt.
Strictly Ballroom - Own Steps
Dance as if no one was watching.
'Only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted.' It's a hard world. Second prize is a set of steak knives -- third prize is you're fired. But at least you've got this swell shirt!
Glengarry Glen Ross - ABC
Remember -- coffee's for closers.
'I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic.' Oh, the bitchy joys of this business we call show! Let them know what you really think with this articulate -- yet tasteful -- shirt.
Sweet Smell of Success - Arsenic
This calls for a nice saucer of cream.
That Thing You Do! - Spartacus
That Thing You Do! - Spartacus
Lead, don't follow.
King Kong - Airplanes
King Kong - Airplanes
Man, that's one big ape.
Plan 9 - Future
Plan 9 - Future
Because all you of Earth are idiots.
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