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There are many reasons to choose to live child-free. Some very valid reasons are overpopulation, living with a smaller footprint on the planet, and not wanting to raise fodder for the war machine. Choose from these t-shirts and get the word out.
A retro 1950's era woman happily announces that she is choosing to have a life instead of kids. Great gift for the child-free and also a great first date shirt to remove any mistaken impressions before they start.
Happily Child-Free
Humans are overbreeding like bunnies and it takes a rabbit to say "Hey! Spay and Neuter Your Humans!" Great way to get the message across the overpopulation affects us all and we are all responsible for keeping our planet healthy.
Spay and Neuter Your Humans
Had a vasectomy or a tubal? Announce the happy event to the world and interested potential partners with this design of a purple oval seed shape and the words "Fixed" is sporty yellow lettering.
Fixed
Two dinosaurs talk about the stupid humans overbreeding themselves into extinction. A great way to spread the message that overpopulation has consequences and it's time we all learned to leave a smaller footprint on this planet.
Overbreeding Dinosaurs
You've had a vasectomy and want to celebrate with the perfect t-shirt. This one has a nice, ripe citrus fruit and the words: "All Juice No Seeds."  Happy Squeezing!
Vasectomy T-Shirts
A yellow traffic triangle informs everyone who comes near you that you are a "Child-Free Zone." Wear it with pride and give the child-free by choice a face others can see and respect.
Child-Zone
In this overpopulated planet of rapidly dwindling resources, it is important to thank those who are unselfish enough to give up breeding for the sake of the planet. Big red distressed letters say: "Thank you for not breeding."
Thanks For Not Breeding
You've made the difficult but wise decision to remain child-free. Now you have to avoid the pitfalls of dating those who feel it is their purpose in life to breed. Here's your t-shirt. "Not parent material. Not now. Not ever."
Not Parent Material
A checklist of things to do lists fun stuff and "have children" crossed off the list. Great way to get the point across that you have to choose to give up your life for kids or give up kids so you can have a life.
Child-Free Choices
Cat prints walk across your shirt with the words "Cats Not Brats." Nice design to let people know you've chosen to hear the pitter patter of soft, furry feet and share your life with a loving, sweet furbaby.
Cats Not Brats
A paintbrush symbolizes the works of art you'll have time to create if you remain child-free. "Leave a legacy of deeds not seeds." Wonderful way to spread the word that there are more ways to be remembered than breeding.
Deeds Not Seeds.
Had a vasectomy? Want to avoid awkward first date conversation? Here's a great design to help you meet other child-free by choice friends. A friendly cowboy waves and says "Happily Shooting Blanks."
Happily Shooting Blanks
Want to make sure you shop and dine in peace without having to entertain someone's little entitlement missile? A scary looking cat with raised fur under a moon and dripping letters spelling out "Not Child Friendly" should do the job nicely.
Not Child Friendly
Wave your freedom and discretionary income at those who didn't realize having children was a choice. But you did and this RV flies down the road and announces "Didn't have kids, spending it all on ourselves."
Spending In On Ourselves
Enjoy your commute in peace and quiet, eat your meal undisturbed, and shop without rug rats throwing themselves at you. If they get too close just point to your shirt with a skull and crossbones and the words "Child-Free Zone."
Child-Free Skull
Mother Earth would appreciate if humans were less selfish and quit breeding. She has enough children. Text says "Stop breeding! Mother Earth doesn't need any more children." Illustrated with Goddess figure.
Stop Breeding
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