There are many reasons to choose to live child-free. Some very valid reasons are overpopulation, living with a smaller footprint on the planet, and not wanting to raise fodder for the war machine. Choose from these t-shirts and get the word out.
Happily Child-Free
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A retro 1950's era woman happily announces that she is choosing to have a life instead of kids. Great gift for the child-free and also a great first date shirt to remove any mistaken impressions before they start.
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Spay and Neuter Your Humans
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Humans are overbreeding like bunnies and it takes a rabbit to say "Hey! Spay and Neuter Your Humans!" Great way to get the message across the overpopulation affects us all and we are all responsible for keeping our planet healthy.
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Fixed
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Had a vasectomy or a tubal? Announce the happy event to the world and interested potential partners with this design of a purple oval seed shape and the words "Fixed" is sporty yellow lettering.
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Overbreeding Dinosaurs
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Two dinosaurs talk about the stupid humans overbreeding themselves into extinction. A great way to spread the message that overpopulation has consequences and it's time we all learned to leave a smaller footprint on this planet.
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Vasectomy T-Shirts
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You've had a vasectomy and want to celebrate with the perfect t-shirt. This one has a nice, ripe citrus fruit and the words: "All Juice No Seeds." Happy Squeezing!
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Child-Free Zone
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A yellow traffic triangle informs everyone who comes near you that you are a "Child-Free Zone." Wear it with pride and give the child-free by choice a face others can see and respect.
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Thanks For Not Breeding
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In this overpopulated planet of rapidly dwindling resources, it is important to thank those who are unselfish enough to give up breeding for the sake of the planet. Big red distressed letters say: "Thank you for not breeding."
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Not Parent Material
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You've made the difficult but wise decision to remain child-free. Now you have to avoid the pitfalls of dating those who feel it is their purpose in life to breed. Here's your t-shirt. "Not parent material. Not now. Not ever."
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Child-Free Choices
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A checklist of things to do lists fun stuff and "have children" crossed off the list.
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Cats Not Brats
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Cat prints walk across your shirt with the words "Cats Not Brats." Nice design to let people know you've chosen to hear the pitter patter of soft, furry feet.
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Deeds Not Seeds.
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A paintbrush symbolizes the works of art you'll have time to create if you remain child-free. Leave a legacy of deeds not seeds.
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Happily Shooting Blanks
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Had a vasectomy? Want to avoid awkward first date conversation? Here's a great design to help you meet other child-free by choice friends.
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Not Child Friendly
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Want to make sure you shop and dine in peace without having to entertain someone's little entitlement missile?
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Spending In On Ourselves
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Wave your freedom and discretionary income at those who didn't realize having children was a choice.
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Child-Free Skull
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Enjoy your commute in peace and quiet, eat your meal undisturbed, and shop without rug rats throwing themselves at you.
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Tastes Like Chicken
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Of course you like children and this design will keep them far far away from you.
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CFBC Red
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Child-Free By Choice in red letters
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CFBC Blue
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Wear your child-free by choice status quietly.
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Stop Breeding
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Mother Earth would appreciate if humans were less selfish and quit breeding. She has enough children.
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