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"The Bible is the inerrant word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc." – Jerry Falwell
Inerrant Word of God
"Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest." – Jimmy Swaggart
Sex Education
"There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore." – Pat Robertson
Church and State
"Evolution has been proven false. Intelligent Design is science-based and strong in facts." – Kathy Martin, Kansas School Board
Evolution Proven False
"Textbooks are Soviet propaganda" – Jerry Falwell
Soviet Propaganda
"Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory." – Jimmy Swaggart
Satanic Theory
"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews." – Jerry Falwell
ACLU
"The good Christian should beware the mathematician and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of hell."
Beware the Mathematician
"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."
Feminist Agenda
"Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions" – Jerry Falwell
Slaves and Soldiers
"The Bible warns us clearly that we must not attack men of God no matter how sinful they may have become or wicked in our eyes." – Benny Hinn
Men of God
"I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One's misbehavior does not qualify him or her for minority status. Blacks, Hispanics, women, etc., are God-ordained minorities who do indeed deserve minority status." – Jerry Falwell
Homosexual Community
"Microevolution is change within the species: there are adaptations that make it easier for the species to live. Macroevolution is change between the classes. Man has changed and evolved, but we are not going to change back into monkeys."
Microevolution
"It is God's planet - and he's taking care of it. And I don't believe that anything we do will raise or lower the temperature one point." – Jerry Falwell
Global Warming
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