Wear CUSTOM-DESIGNED, fashionable T's w/ provocative statements...while donating $ to a good cause. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING. 1/2 of all profits go to charities investing in girls, women, the environ. & animals around the world. email: kissmytee@gmail.com
ANTI-CHOICE? HERE'S A MEMO TO U FROM GIRLFRIENDS:
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Client wanted a T 4 the "I'm Not a Feminist, But..." ladies to depict their disgust with Bush kicking women's rights to the curb. Yep. "SUBMISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" took priority over "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" Heckuva job, Bushie...
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IMPEACH THE F'ER...OH, WHY NOT? BUSH TOO.
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Anyone who breathes knows that it's Cheney in Charge...and that Bush is happy to be just...well, Bush. You know, "it's HAARD" being president...holding all those prayer meetings each day..exercising..lunching..napping...watching sports...vacationing...
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KNOCK-KNOCK. WHO'S THERE?................WHO?
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AmericaHasLeftThe Building.com wanted a succinct but not too-in-your-face tee to address the sad reality that America has followed Alice DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE...Or is that DOWN NEW ORLEANS SEWER? Or is that DOWN THE THIRD WORLD TOILET? Whatever.
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WMD WOMEN MAKING DECISIONS/ADD WOMEN...
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A major women's organization wanted a design that encompassed the idea of a woman being president, as well as 2 encourage women 2 enter the political arena. Ergo: WMD...WOMEN MAKING DECISIONS tm...ADD WOMEN...CHANGE EVERYTHING .......PRICELE$$."
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GIVE BUSH WHAT CLINTON GOT & GET CHENEY OUTA THERE
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If 1 was all it took for Clinton...FOR GOD'S SAKE, PEOPLE! SOMEONE VOLUNTEER! Assignment 4 KissMyT was to "be bold...but tasteful"... hard one to accomplish in such a message, since everyone who breathes knows who's really in charge, right, Dick?
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WHO KNEW? THE RAPTURE WAS THE EXIT STRATEGY
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Assignment 4 KissMyT was, "Be edgy...but not too edgy...make it fashionable & unisex...connect the dots between "we thought we hired a president, not a preacher" and his feckless handling of Iraq. BTW, Bushie, how IS that surge going?
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WMD WOMEN MAKING DECISIONS/MISSION ACCOMPLISHED NO
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AmericaHasLeftTheBuilding.com wanted a T for the ladies to depict that our devoted & certifiably demented president -- no, no, not Cheney -- really had located those freakin WMD's. Those back home, anyway...WOMEN MAKING DECISIONS tm. Damn, Who knew?
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DIAMONDS R 4 EVR; JUST MAYBE NOT THE RELATIONSHIP
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Ah, diamonds, diamonds. Give me the ring -- actually, I'll buy my own, thank you very much -- and forgo the "bastard on the couch". Besides, you guys don't want to get married anyway, right? Girlfriends, go kick some serious $$$ career butt instead!
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PSST! ELLEN DEGENERES! DID U NOT GET THIS MEMO?
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Designed for a fan of Ellen DeGeneres. So. Ellen recognizes that Iggy, her sweet little dog adopted from an animal rescue place, just doesn't get along with her cats. (We know how that is; they'll pee all over the place to get back at you.) ...
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THERE'S. NO. CRYING. IN. BASEBALL.
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Drew University's baseball team loved our skeleton design & requested one w/ their bear logo. We, naturally, added our touch by borrowing a line from one of our favorite movies, A LEAGUE OF HER OWN, w/ Geena Davis, Madonna & Tom Hanks.
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BLACKWATER DOWN
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AHLTB.com. felt the play on words of the movie BLACK HAWK DOWN was just too good to pass up. We Girlfriends @ KissMyT also felt that renting the DVD & watching Josh Hartnett 4 a Girlfriends' Nite Out was too good to pass up. Pass the pizza and martinis.
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GOT DUMPLINGS?
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YOU TUBE has a hilarious video of two sisters, Morgan and Jordyn, fighting over -- don't laugh -- dumplings. Got milk? No, but we've got dumplings -- even though "it doesn't come with 18, it comes with 6!" BTW, WHERE'S THE SAUCE!?
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UJF WOMEN COUGH UP BUCKS IN THEIR NAMES V. HUBBY'S
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UJF women kick some serious $$-raising butt -- all in Their Own Name v. Hubby's (as it should be) -- & donate to various Jewish charities & causes. This cool lion comes in a pin that only those coughing up $5,000 can have. But everyone can buy this Tee.
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WOMEN IN COMPUTER SCIENCE
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Women don't feel welcome in Computer Science. U don't say. feministing.com/archives/007501.html has a "COINCIDENCE OR CLUE?" Busted in 2000 for this sexist ad, co. swore it wouldn't run ad again; in 2007 it's baacck. "Too profitable" not to, they fess.
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RULES OF SOCCER: IF IT MOVES, KICK IT.
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Bend it like Beckham; or Bend it like Posh Spice aka -- get this, the "Yoko Ono of Soccer". Whaa? Rules of Life: Always swipe @ a GIRL. Know why Yoko Ono was hated? She was a feminist. Who knew? John Lennon. Could be why he loved her so much.
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I'M NOT A FEMINIST, BUT...I SURE ENJOY ITS PERKS!
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Who amongst us has not heard this comment? Better yet, who amongst us has not uttered this? Once you begin to be aware of an issue, you tend to see it all over. Stay tuned & you will begin to understand...Blue pill or red pill, Morpheus?
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I'M NOT A FEMINIST, BUT... I SURE ENJOY ITS PERKS!
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Finally. A T that says what Girlfriends find themselves saying -- albeit biting their lips while saying so. Ok. So we're hopelessly socialized 2 please & fearful of rockin' that proverbial boat. No more. Now we can be pretty, feminine & ...honest.
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GREEN THE NEW BLACK
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People are starting to wake up to saving the planet. And, hey, even if you think it's "hype", we say, is it really something you want to gamble on? We're just not thinking the odds are so great. So going green, it's the "new black".
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WMD'S STOPPING THE WORLD'S MASS DESTRUCTION
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What. A. Surprise. Women having to fix men's messes. They do it at home starting when men are babies, then as hubbies, then at work when male CEO's screw up companies, then in politics...no wonder they r going to have to clean up the world's mess.
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R FEMALE COMEDIANS FUNNY? THAT DEPENDS ON MEN.
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So. Men have decided female comedians aren't funny. Could that have anything to do w/ the fact that women's worst fear of men is that they will kill them, and men's worst fear of women is that they will laugh at them? (Oh, & rape jokes r way funnier.)
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DEAD MEN DON'T RAPE. JUST ASK THELMA & LOUISE
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Do the math. If a rapist is dead, he won't rape again. Problem solved. Inspired by the book "Dead Women Tell No Tales; Who Planned the Murder of the Witness in the Kobe Bryant Rape Case".
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RAISING KIDS IS LIKE BEING PECKED TO DEATH
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2 great UTube videos on motherhood -- that "most important job in the world" that pays squat -- are 2 sisters going at it over dumplings ("my dumplings) & a comedian who sooo nails it in a singing rendition of BECAUSE I SAID SO! (The Mom Song)
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PRESS #1 4 ENGLISH
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Inspired by a catchy song on You Tube, "Press One For English", and captured in our classic "F U Cowgirl-Up" design. Seriously, you need to assimilate. Unless, of course, assimilation is not on the agenda...and if not, what is?
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JEWISH WOMEN CREATING LEGACIES...PRICELE$$
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Women Making Decisions (WMD) ... Priceless, don't you think, when it comes to Jewish women donating money to causes they believe in with money of their own. Come to think of it, no matter what ethnicity, any time women have their own money, priceless.
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GIRLFRIENDS POEM
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What a sweet, delicate, femine girl-power tee. Or, so it seems...hmmm...read the poem all the way through for a little "door" "sur-prize". Who said femmes were humorless and unsexy; not the ones we design for.
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I LIKE WOMEN ON TOP...OF THE WORLD
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An Antonio Banderas inspiration: "I don't think men have done a very good job running the world. I'd tell men, 'go home, change diapers and let women rule.' I'd like to see a world with a feminine touch." Now, that's hot.
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FU & THE I'M AN ISLAMAPHOBE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON
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Some people get it that pulling the "You're an Islamaphobe" -- aka "kill the messenger" card is a convenient way to avoid the message. Or the discussion. Think of it as the verbal reaction to sticking one's head in the sand. Or up the butt. Whatever.
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LEAVE AN IMPRINT NOT A FOOTPRINT
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Too many people...too little time...all of us, yes, all of us, inadvertently committing a crime. (Hmmm, sounds like lyrics for a song; anybody?) OK, people, is it time yet to stop being such planet-hogging, sky-smogging, ocean-clogging, um, idiots?
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PROUD MEMBER OF THE WMD (NRA) CLUB
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NJ recently said the death penalty for rapists was unusual & cruel. Hmmm, & getting raped & killed isn't, um, cruel? (Can't say "unusual" as rape is far from that.) But! NJ doesn't think women should carry a stun gun, let alone a gun. WWWTP?
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WHAT WOMAN WOULDN'T CIRCLE THE ORBIT FOR HER HAIR?
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So. Corbett is the name of a hair stylist in NYC. One day a woman sitting in the next chair said she flies there from Canada to get her hair done. Voila! "I'D CIRCLE THE ORBIT FOR CORBETT" tee design was born.
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BLUE ... THE NEW BLACK
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Leave it to a female -- in this case a mermaid -- to clean up men's messes -- in this case our oceans and dwindling water supplies the world over. As far as the saying, we're thinking Girlfriends the world over get this little black dress metaphor.
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RELIGION + POLITICS = BURNED AT THE STAKE
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Who doesn't know about witchburning. What most of us don't know is that this was one convenient & violent way to get rid of all those uppity women. Watching them suffer must have been some thrill. Guess that was their version of real-time violent porn.
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BITCH...THE NEW BLACK
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Seems this descriptive pronoun is esp popular lately; coincidence or clue since Hillary has been running for the top C.E.O. job. It is probably the all-time favored word to use for a woman, whether she is or is not. A bitch that is.
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IF A CONSERVATIVE IS A LIBERAL WHO HAS BEEN MUGGED
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BY REALITY...THEN A FEMINIST MUST BE ONE WHO HAS BEEN MUGGED BY MISOGYNY. In searching on line 4 our ideas, we get regularly mugged by some pretty hardcore, nasty comments from the male gender. Guys, just because you have 1 doesn't mean U have 2 be 1.
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TEAK TAKEOUT
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A design for a new online teak store that wants to make the experience for people ordering their teak furniture as easy as ordering Chinese food takeout. Environmentally friendly supplier -- kind of like not having to ask to leave off the MSG.
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STAND BY YOUR EMPEROR # 9 MAN -- NOT!
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Just for once I wish these pathetic men-in-chargewould have the decency to stop publically humiliating their wives as they confess their sordid deeds. And, you know what, Ladies? Stop standing by them; what kind of message does that send our daughters?
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MEN GRILL...WHILE WOMEN CHILL
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Memo to GIRLFRIENDS! No "Chorewars" on these premises. Give your place a makeover that includes an indoor-outdoor area complete with a grill. He'll jump to do all the cooking. No arguments, no cajoling, no resentment...problem solved.
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DADS GRILL...WHILE MOMS CHILL
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Ladies who are moms: Turn the "Chorewars" on its pig-headed head by giving your house a makeover that includes an indoor-outdoor area complete with a grill. He'll jump to do all the cooking. No arguments, no cajoling, no resentment...problem solved.
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